tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post1410924661083447354..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: Douchebag of the MonthTequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-37195669840162447642008-01-03T13:15:00.000-06:002008-01-03T13:15:00.000-06:00Am I to assume you don't like him very much? Whoev...Am I to assume you don't like him very much? Whoever he is....<BR/><BR/>If you don't then I don't. Whoever he is....<BR/><BR/>Have you any photo's of New Years Eve? I feel really pervy right now ;-)FOUR DINNERShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15675014976854343039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-64915358904361837782008-01-03T11:58:00.000-06:002008-01-03T11:58:00.000-06:00I had forgotten about Bret Michaels. I confess I ...I had forgotten about Bret Michaels. I confess I had a thing for Poison in early high school. <BR/><BR/>I remember my bff and I went to the local DQ on his birthday and had a little birthday party for him. Not that he was there...but we did sing (LOUDLY) and have ice cream.<BR/><BR/>I had no idea he was still in the public eye. Can you tell I live without cable?A Girl, A Boy, and Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15952377787888335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-66188753094549503512008-01-03T11:43:00.000-06:002008-01-03T11:43:00.000-06:00Death to anyone that poses with the "horned hand" ...Death to anyone that poses with the "horned hand" and stticks their tongue out!Landonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15142271385195207953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-18977107044827612292008-01-03T09:58:00.000-06:002008-01-03T09:58:00.000-06:00Wow...this is really a show??!??!?I'm so glad I go...Wow...<BR/><BR/>this is really a show??!??!?<BR/><BR/>I'm so glad I got rid of my TV, this reality show horseshit is just getting more horrible with each new generation.<BR/><BR/>For that matter, how pathetic is it that he needs a reality show to get laid now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-72590856502167765882008-01-03T08:23:00.000-06:002008-01-03T08:23:00.000-06:00Well done! He's an ass and those girls. . .ugh. ....Well done! He's an ass and those girls. . .ugh. . what a sad, sad world.Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02777565909515119985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-52052598031596462712008-01-03T08:22:00.000-06:002008-01-03T08:22:00.000-06:00How are you going to get your revenge?How are you going to get your revenge?AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-12595982058234883692008-01-03T08:05:00.000-06:002008-01-03T08:05:00.000-06:00I bet he says "Talk dirty to me" to the 40 year-ol...I bet he says "Talk dirty to me" to the 40 year-old cougar he gets into his van.<BR/><BR/>I wish I could pull that off...but I think it's Trademarked.<BR/><BR/>Although, when I say it, it's usually to my reflection in the mirror and doesn't come off with the same aplomb.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-19649103727048968702008-01-03T07:34:00.000-06:002008-01-03T07:34:00.000-06:00Never heard of him and after reading your descript...Never heard of him and after reading your description of him, I am damned proud to say I never heard of him.pissed off patriciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08854364015577541981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-50201495051058109982008-01-03T00:03:00.000-06:002008-01-03T00:03:00.000-06:00I'd hang out with him in his van and keep singing ...I'd hang out with him in his van and keep singing unskinny bop in his face until he shoots himself. good post.fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-78079647768863967272008-01-02T23:23:00.000-06:002008-01-02T23:23:00.000-06:00LOL, I know just messing with you head a little. S...LOL, I know just messing with you head a little. Sorry.Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-11502472287115110112008-01-02T23:12:00.000-06:002008-01-02T23:12:00.000-06:00I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers...I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers!<BR/><BR/>I'd also highly enjoy watching him fist himself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-91351809108507917192008-01-02T21:21:00.000-06:002008-01-02T21:21:00.000-06:00Jay: thnx for schooling me. my desire for knowleg...Jay: thnx for schooling me. my desire for knowlege regarding strippers is immense.<BR/><BR/>Warped: dude. i'm not saying i WANTED To hook up with people who have STD's... i was using this analogy to illustrate how much i did not want to fuck bret michaels.<BR/><BR/>Rockdog: i said the decision was difficult. douchebags run amok. it was because i was assaulted with this on a local level that i couldnt NOT give this award to bret.<BR/><BR/>Lightning: goddamn right i do. you like poison? good for you. i'm a closet madonna fan. we all have our crosses to bear.<BR/><BR/>Mike: give it a few more years. your hopes will become reality.<BR/><BR/>Katie; sorry, i'm not really open with my opinions. it was one of my resolutions to fix shit like that. because you are hot, it is ok you watched that travesty of a show. <BR/><BR/>Math: no shit. i ACHE for professionally written shows. <BR/><BR/>Malach: that's it? you couldve did better than being a Captain Obvious and stating the obvious.<BR/><BR/>Billy: i get that a lot. i have the tendancy to overwhelmTequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-31289948797360669982008-01-02T20:39:00.000-06:002008-01-02T20:39:00.000-06:00i was thinking of a quirky comment that would top ...i was thinking of a quirky comment that would top your "go fist yourself" sentiments... but I got nuthin, that was fucking awesome.billymachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394367741745536055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-52611775696468274382008-01-02T18:21:00.000-06:002008-01-02T18:21:00.000-06:00Every rose has a thorn .. .Every rose has a thorn .. .Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-39091738195838936862008-01-02T17:54:00.000-06:002008-01-02T17:54:00.000-06:00He's a great (big) douche bag.I guess there is not...He's a great (big) douche bag.<BR/><BR/>I guess there is not enough appreciation for the professional writer these days.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14246047045851719992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-15742304159701814482008-01-02T17:51:00.000-06:002008-01-02T17:51:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14246047045851719992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-14371352551262663852008-01-02T17:44:00.000-06:002008-01-02T17:44:00.000-06:00Please stop holding back with your feelings, Tequi...Please stop holding back with your feelings, Tequila!!! How do you really feel about Bret? It's okay. Just let the shit out already!! hahah!<BR/><BR/>Man, now i feel like an even bigger asswipe cuz i watched that whole damn season of Rock of Love. i have no idea which was worse. rock of love or tila tequila. it's a toss up.<BR/><BR/>Happy New Year, girl!!:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-30938478557104122692008-01-02T17:28:00.000-06:002008-01-02T17:28:00.000-06:00I thought Bret Michaels was dead. Maybe I was just...I thought Bret Michaels was dead. Maybe I was just hoping he was dead. <BR/><BR/>Sometimes there's a very thin line between thinking and hoping.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-11978818144838467292008-01-02T17:07:00.000-06:002008-01-02T17:07:00.000-06:00You write with reckless abandon and I love it.Almo...You write with reckless abandon and I love it.<BR/><BR/>Almost as much as I like the 80s supergroup, Poison!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-51316044994076039582008-01-02T17:02:00.000-06:002008-01-02T17:02:00.000-06:00Wow...I mean with all the other douche bags in the...Wow...I mean with all the other douche bags in the world you settled for Bret Michaels? Rosie Odonnel? Too easy? How about anyone with a mullet? Ahh, sorry...I'm old. Bret was cool when I was cool...AND when my mullet was cool...but I digress...MrRyanOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00607621271037613315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-33664100363477557502008-01-02T16:57:00.000-06:002008-01-02T16:57:00.000-06:00Well.... If you would consider 3 guys with an STD,...Well.... If you would consider 3 guys with an STD, then hmmmm... You know I don't have any STD's,... I'm just saying...Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-19416315564002575722008-01-02T16:44:00.000-06:002008-01-02T16:44:00.000-06:00"The holiday season has more douchebaggery than st...<I>"The holiday season has more douchebaggery than strippers have abortions,..."</I><BR/><BR/>Actually, strippers have sex with only two types of people. Their loser drug-addict boyfriends and high paying lonely men who will pay lots to have sex with strippers. <BR/><BR/>So, they usually abort the loser boyfriend's kid, but they keep the kid that the high paying lonely guy fathered. That way they can use the child support to support the boyfriend's meth addiction. <BR/><BR/>Just thought I'd clear that up for you. ;-) <BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Anyway, I was rooting for Jen all the way last year. She was pretty cool. Well, "cool" in the "desperate to be on TV and will screw anybody anywhere to be on TV" way.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.com