tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post1543675577498374570..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: I AM Mrs. Chuck FUCKING NorrisTequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-57744417287308321232008-03-28T14:17:00.000-05:002008-03-28T14:17:00.000-05:00Great post. I will own this book.Great post. I will own this book.Lone Scrote McQuadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08243913329984943492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-64711677741919508012008-03-28T13:09:00.000-05:002008-03-28T13:09:00.000-05:00Another favourite of mine is: Chuck Norris uses ho...Another favourite of mine is: <BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris uses hot sauce for eyedrops.<BR/><BR/>Yowza! Now THAT'S manly.Sparkling Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12799366562472325812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-84623318029496636902008-03-28T12:07:00.000-05:002008-03-28T12:07:00.000-05:00Hoop LOVES that book. He picked it up the last tim...Hoop LOVES that book. He picked it up the last time we went to Borders and followed me around for a half hour quoting things out of it. People were cracking up around us.Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-88558521410021455312008-03-28T10:12:00.000-05:002008-03-28T10:12:00.000-05:00they should have an illustration of Chuck sucking ...they should have an illustration of Chuck sucking Mike Huckabee's nuts. you know Chuck doesn't have nuts? he's got two smaller chucks.fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-58637414225916028802008-03-28T09:55:00.000-05:002008-03-28T09:55:00.000-05:00Billy: fucking techno viking would get his freak a...Billy: fucking <A HREF="http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh132/onegoodreason198/motivatortechnoviking.jpg" REL="nofollow">techno viking</A> would get his freak as beaten, and spinal cord pulled out through his throat if he tried to fuck with chuck.<BR/><BR/>C.rag: gingerchucks would totally pwn. <BR/><BR/>GET TO PUNCHING THAT BLASPHEMOUS MALACH!Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-58473720177686875632008-03-28T09:51:00.000-05:002008-03-28T09:51:00.000-05:00If Chuck was your Baby's Daddy, it would be a Ging...If Chuck was your Baby's Daddy, it would be a GingerChuck.<BR/><BR/>That would be the most powerful thing ever ever.<BR/><BR/>You should punch Malach in the throat for his comment.FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-85492254483445401512008-03-28T09:44:00.000-05:002008-03-28T09:44:00.000-05:00i thought you just called leighann a fucking twat....i thought you just called leighann a fucking twat... i think i need glasses.<BR/><BR/>chuck norris is a pussy, techno-viking can whoop that ass.billymachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394367741745536055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-77963260241698290792008-03-28T09:28:00.000-05:002008-03-28T09:28:00.000-05:00leighann: fucking hawt, thanks!leighann: fucking hawt, thanks!Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-56318209065398301292008-03-28T09:16:00.000-05:002008-03-28T09:16:00.000-05:00Your awesomeness astounds me!I mentioned you and C...Your awesomeness astounds me!<BR/><BR/>I mentioned you and Chuck on my blog today, hope you'll stop by!Leighannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05412277002373792242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-55153380445960193772008-03-28T09:06:00.000-05:002008-03-28T09:06:00.000-05:00You've received glorious accolades over at my blog...You've received glorious accolades over at my blog.<BR/><BR/>Come on over and see, beeyatch!Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-34157509568807585302008-03-28T08:42:00.000-05:002008-03-28T08:42:00.000-05:00I can't wait for the post on David Carradine!!I can't wait for the post on David Carradine!!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-71465956695215252732008-03-28T08:15:00.000-05:002008-03-28T08:15:00.000-05:00Yeah, I do that point and "booya" thing too. Not a...Yeah, I do that point and "booya" thing too. Not as much fun as the other way of having a woman climax, though ;)<BR/><BR/>After reading this, I'm starting to understand your fixation with Mr. Norris though ;)R.E.H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04959653462160442710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-83711256386739137362008-03-28T07:13:00.000-05:002008-03-28T07:13:00.000-05:00BEST BOOK EVER!!!BEST BOOK EVER!!!AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-67208067298014323652008-03-27T20:17:00.000-05:002008-03-27T20:17:00.000-05:00Malach: bitch, you have never read my post about h...Malach: bitch, you have never read my post about how it LOOKED like chuck norris got beaten by bruce lee, but who's still alive? chuck fucking norris. he stole bruce lees soul.<BR/><BR/>Rockdog: do not be dissapointed because you cannot aspire to Chuck Norris awesomeness. <BR/><BR/>Anonymous: guess what? you can suck a trunk full of dicks. what have you done that beats Chuck Norris? Does the boogey man check his closet for YOU at night? HELL NO. so get to sucking.<BR/><BR/>XOXOTequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-1370324578681112222008-03-27T19:58:00.000-05:002008-03-27T19:58:00.000-05:00Chuck Norris is a geriatric tool that can no longe...Chuck Norris is a geriatric tool that can no longer get it up without pharmaceutical assistance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-45561539961688883832008-03-27T19:36:00.001-05:002008-03-27T19:36:00.001-05:00I pink puffy heart Chuck...hehehe!That was funny!I pink puffy heart Chuck...<BR/><BR/>hehehe!<BR/><BR/>That was funny!Anndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08703154815958841195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-20888381544271926442008-03-27T19:36:00.000-05:002008-03-27T19:36:00.000-05:00wow, I had no idea Chucky had so many talents.wow, I had no idea Chucky had so many talents.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13997486829803706342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-84375198832668567392008-03-27T19:34:00.000-05:002008-03-27T19:34:00.000-05:00Some people just have way too much talent. They n...Some people just have way too much talent. They need to share with others. Like me. I don't really have any talent. He could share a bit of his artistic talent with me and not miss it. hahaJayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-34696390402450915902008-03-27T19:09:00.000-05:002008-03-27T19:09:00.000-05:00tried that Boooya! thing, but it didn't work for m...tried that Boooya! thing, but it didn't work for me. All Hail Chuck!MrRyanOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00607621271037613315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-21932338856287467302008-03-27T18:30:00.000-05:002008-03-27T18:30:00.000-05:00Oh yeah? Well I know Bird Fu! Hwah!Oh yeah? Well I know Bird Fu! Hwah!Baba Doodliushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17967246168152075492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-1438402057019244142008-03-27T17:55:00.001-05:002008-03-27T17:55:00.001-05:00Chuck Norris is no Bruce Lee, Bruce kicked his ass...Chuck Norris is no Bruce Lee, Bruce kicked his ass once it is on filmMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-32537589530912653752008-03-27T17:55:00.000-05:002008-03-27T17:55:00.000-05:00Chuck Norris should be in more comic-booky kinda t...Chuck Norris should be in more comic-booky kinda things.<BR/><BR/>He IS a comic-book.<BR/><BR/>I mean that as a compliment, by the way.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-44357155967417750882008-03-27T17:35:00.000-05:002008-03-27T17:35:00.000-05:00OMG, freaking helarious!OMG, freaking helarious!TomboCheckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11076931481931258301noreply@blogger.com