tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post2070382214535069807..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: SPARKLY VAGINAS!Tequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-83827265283315804202007-10-10T15:31:00.000-05:002007-10-10T15:31:00.000-05:00I have heard a story about a mars bar and an actre...I have heard a story about a mars bar and an actress and her bloke but shoving a firework up there?!FOUR DINNERShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15675014976854343039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-48647406227209158792007-10-10T10:26:00.000-05:002007-10-10T10:26:00.000-05:00Sara: no.. i want to give my readers a seizure for...Sara: no.. i want to give my readers a seizure for looking at the naughty whorez.<BR/><BR/>Sag: when the memories are hazy, it usually means there were sparkly vaginas somewhere in the evening. <BR/><BR/>Malach: very possible.<BR/><BR/>Arthur: drunk broads flashin' their goods will never get old.<BR/><BR/>Ted: plastic vaginas? like barbie?<BR/><BR/>Geoff: this reminds me, why are their no pics of jen love hewitts ta-ta's? <BR/><BR/>Prepon: after having 6 kids, it should fucking grant wishes!<BR/><BR/>Sirdar: join the rest of male america. i think being a dirty old man is a rite of passage. time to bust out the viagra!<BR/><BR/>BeachBum: you can never get too old for Girls Gone Wild. i think maybe it's time for some not so subtle hinting with wifey!<BR/><BR/>Bruce: sounds like a delightful childrens book. maybe when you are done cleaning your 'puter screen you can order a copy for us all!Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-48894656775615946572007-10-10T10:04:00.000-05:002007-10-10T10:04:00.000-05:00I just realized. Isn't there a Dr. Seuss book abou...I just realized. Isn't there a Dr. Seuss book about this? Something about Star-cootered Sneeches having stars upon thar's.Brucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05902257493636336703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-66243188108706342432007-10-10T09:43:00.000-05:002007-10-10T09:43:00.000-05:00As I was scrolling down I was formulating a clever...As I was scrolling down I was formulating a clever comment. Then I got to PrePon's response. Now I'm cleaning coffee off of my monitor. If I clean it well enough maybe the vagina's on the screen will sparkle.Brucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05902257493636336703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-42104827717544487272007-10-10T06:38:00.000-05:002007-10-10T06:38:00.000-05:00No, I want to stick my golden penis into their spa...No, I want to stick my golden penis into their sparkling/thoughtful vaginas.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-66643032003090245842007-10-10T04:43:00.000-05:002007-10-10T04:43:00.000-05:00AngryMan you are gay. Do want to go out shopping ...AngryMan you are gay. Do want to go out shopping with them?FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-53258600181372102102007-10-09T22:36:00.000-05:002007-10-09T22:36:00.000-05:00To be honest I keep telling my wife that a Girls G...To be honest I keep telling my wife that a Girls Gone Wild DVD would make the perfect birthday gift for me. But all I get is some forlorn look as she walks off muttering something about never growing up. And like Sara said, slow down the animated gif.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-1892235990677554332007-10-09T22:35:00.000-05:002007-10-09T22:35:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-48481875314386029342007-10-09T21:53:00.000-05:002007-10-09T21:53:00.000-05:00I always wonder if those people on the Girls Gone ...I always wonder if those people on the Girls Gone Wild have regrets very shortly after performing on camera. Now don't get me wrong...I like watching them frolic and play frisky like. But, now that I am older...I look and think...they are not that much older than my oldest daughter. EGADS...I'm a dirty old man!! :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-45542348952432979612007-10-09T20:02:00.000-05:002007-10-09T20:02:00.000-05:00Can you introduce me to those girls?Can you introduce me to those girls?AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-42381490981199168102007-10-09T19:49:00.000-05:002007-10-09T19:49:00.000-05:00Me and the wife gotta take a field trip...Me and the wife gotta take a field trip...Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-32586346217124751492007-10-09T19:22:00.000-05:002007-10-09T19:22:00.000-05:00Sparkles of Jesus's Love of forlorn women, yes, ye...Sparkles of Jesus's Love of forlorn women, yes, yes.Pope Benedict XVIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13657834500407935373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-46467677077285738982007-10-09T16:17:00.000-05:002007-10-09T16:17:00.000-05:00My vagina sparkles! When it is rubbed I grant 3 wi...My vagina sparkles! <BR/><BR/>When it is rubbed I grant 3 wishes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-33130504300751999752007-10-09T15:37:00.000-05:002007-10-09T15:37:00.000-05:00Hmmmmm.I don't know. More and more I'm waiting fo...Hmmmmm.<BR/>I don't know. More and more I'm waiting for America to hit some sort of revolution and catch up with the rest of the world.<BR/>I'm a guy. That being said- if you have "Bodacious ta-tas" (to quote Jennifer Love Hewitt- who does) and are equally qualified for your public office as a guy who looks like Rumsfeld, you can bet you're getting the vote. I mean come on- if a song called "smack dat" or "the thong song" can make it to a high point on the billboard charts, we're not gonna let a little public nudity, alcoholism and mary jane slow down your trip to public leadership, right?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06921387160436662325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-8267600523002727102007-10-09T14:20:00.000-05:002007-10-09T14:20:00.000-05:00it's amazing all the different types of vaginas th...it's amazing all the different types of vaginas that exist today. sparkley one's, pierced ones, hairless,shiny, almost plastic looking one's, one's with lot's of extra bologna hanging out of them, scary looking Lindsey Lohan one's etc...back when I was a free man and wearing random one's on my face 24/7 they were all pretty much the same...hairy.fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-77718829784228116192007-10-09T14:00:00.000-05:002007-10-09T14:00:00.000-05:00I find it amazing that they're still hawking those...I find it amazing that they're still hawking those videos after all these years. You'd think the novelty would have worn off by now, but perhaps they invent fresh, new and exciting ways to showcase drunk women dropping their top. I've never seen one. (There's so much I have yet to accomplish in this world, which reminds me of one of the 7 truths I will unveil to the world if I ever get around to writing that blog...but I digress.)<BR/><BR/>While the idea of drunk women flashing the camera is amusing, the ass clown who built the GGW empire is far more entertaining. Joe Francis is the name and I'm just waiting for the day when he ends up broke like Lou Pearlman, the boy fondling genius behind Backstreet Boys and N'Sync. (A recent article alleges he was interested in more than simply the careers of the boys he gathered together...but I digress.)Arthur Fonzarellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123536283851861987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-52353130287260831912007-10-09T13:34:00.000-05:002007-10-09T13:34:00.000-05:00Those stars a new strain of pubic liceThose stars a new strain of pubic liceMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-40440272851387461462007-10-09T13:20:00.000-05:002007-10-09T13:20:00.000-05:00Ahhh, sparkly vaginas. . . I am reminded of one ev...Ahhh, sparkly vaginas. . . I am reminded of one evening long ago that was laced with drugs, alcohol and wild nutzoid sex when the champagne went everywhere, on and in everything and was lapped up greedily. It was a sparkling time and I suspect the vaginas were also sparkling although my memory of the details is limited.<BR/> Now-a-days I just feed the critters most evenings.SagaciousHillbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09511441325695460501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-68194050779729862462007-10-09T13:08:00.000-05:002007-10-09T13:08:00.000-05:00Can you slow that animated gif down a little?Can you slow that animated gif down a little?Sara Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-61402419366628963592007-10-09T13:00:00.000-05:002007-10-09T13:00:00.000-05:00C.rag: if you ever feel like sharing those movies ...C.rag: if you ever feel like sharing those movies and/or pics with me, my email address is available on here.<BR/><BR/>MIKE: never EVER give up. they ARE elusive, but they are out there. that's sad when the sparkles take up the whole body. <BR/><BR/>Mooog: a tan line? are you saying your wife has one of these sparkly vaginas? or was this not your wife...<BR/><BR/>Colonel: that can all change with one trip down to daytona beach during spring break!<BR/><BR/>Phoebe: key phrase there is "to the best of your knowlege..."Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-82820945805259178882007-10-09T10:42:00.000-05:002007-10-09T10:42:00.000-05:00I didn't sleep well last night, so I'm still a lit...I didn't sleep well last night, so I'm still a little fuzzy headed as I sit here sucking down my second cup o' joe. I'm not sure if it's safe for me to look at blog titles like SPARKLY VAGINAS! in this state.<BR/><BR/>Still, this post makes me feel grateful. Grateful that, to the best of my knowledge, I've never had sparks shooting out my hoo-haw.Phoebe Fayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10425002459681921692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-88921337687130760772007-10-09T10:19:00.000-05:002007-10-09T10:19:00.000-05:00God, I seem to lead a sheltered life...God, I seem to lead a sheltered life...Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-41177733705811252672007-10-09T10:18:00.000-05:002007-10-09T10:18:00.000-05:00Thank you for solving a mystery I've been trying t...Thank you for solving a mystery I've been trying to solve for a month now.<BR/><BR/>When I shaved my balls, I noticed a tan line on my dick. I had no idea how that tan line got there until - joy of joys - you reminded me of an encounter I had with a girl and her sparkly vagina.<BR/><BR/>As an added warning to guys out there with pubes: Be wary of having a mistress with a sparkly vagina - there's no way you can hide that line from the wife. Bring sunscreen.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-66771634223674015522007-10-09T10:17:00.000-05:002007-10-09T10:17:00.000-05:00I have spent most of my life looking for that spar...I have spent most of my life looking for that sparkly vagina, but it seems to be an elusive myth. <BR/><BR/>I even saw it the other night on the scrambled porn channel. I think the girl in this video had let it go too far though since it had taken over her entire body. <BR/><BR/>I have done a lot of bad things in my life, but I can honestly say that I have <B>never</B> been in a Girls Gone Wild video. Of course I ain't dead yet.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-62091474802176804692007-10-09T10:13:00.000-05:002007-10-09T10:13:00.000-05:00That's why all the taping & photos CockMaster & I ...That's why all the taping & photos CockMaster & I do I keep safely at home.<BR/>If we ever get a divorce,he could use that against me.FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.com