tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post2263820340577537251..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: My Dream JobTequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-35184084313286246672008-04-25T13:12:00.000-05:002008-04-25T13:12:00.000-05:00I'd love to hire you, when can you start?I'd also ...I'd love to hire you, when can you start?<BR/><BR/>I'd also like to leave you with my resume, I'm good at hiding in alley's as well. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-77651548996605154902008-04-25T09:34:00.000-05:002008-04-25T09:34:00.000-05:00You're an evil genius!You're an evil genius!Leighannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05412277002373792242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-3496865071496284832008-04-25T09:03:00.000-05:002008-04-25T09:03:00.000-05:00Mike: indeed. being an asshole and blowjobs, it's ...Mike: indeed. being an asshole and blowjobs, it's what i do best. but i dont get paid for blowjobs, those are just for fun.<BR/><BR/>Rockdog: better reserve me soon.<BR/><BR/>Sparkling: why WOULDNT it be a good idea to walk around with a purse full of rats, or weasels, or badgers? seems like a grand idea!<BR/><BR/>Just Sayin: but i am an asshole for the wanton joy of it... i just want reimbursemnt because i am poor white folk.<BR/><BR/>Billy: fucking a right i am!<BR/><BR/>ANgryman: well thanks. can i pay you for your legal servics in barter? i'm sure there's someone you want me to be a dick to!Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-79587528401696230162008-04-25T06:16:00.000-05:002008-04-25T06:16:00.000-05:00I'm not trying to get you in trouble, I'm trying t...I'm not trying to get you in trouble, I'm trying to save you the costs of unlimited liability. You'll thank me when someone tries to seize your house to satisfy the judgment entered against you!AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-46049535173088708362008-04-25T06:08:00.000-05:002008-04-25T06:08:00.000-05:00I think my late mother-in-law had a patent on the ...I think my late mother-in-law had a patent on the job. I don't know if she franchised it, but the original was a piece of work.Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-36545704579022099812008-04-24T22:19:00.000-05:002008-04-24T22:19:00.000-05:00i think you're on to something...i think you're on to something...billymachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394367741745536055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-79266174578618869752008-04-24T21:20:00.000-05:002008-04-24T21:20:00.000-05:00I dunno... Somethin' about getting paid for it jus...I dunno... Somethin' about getting paid for it just seems... Well it just seems dirty.<BR/><BR/>I mean you're supposed to be an asshole for the sheer wanton joy of truly destroying another human beings day... Week... Or maybe even their life if you're lucky.<BR/><BR/>Once you go pro... it's just a job.Just Sayin'https://www.blogger.com/profile/03008260829325236221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-62245896712947241462008-04-24T20:58:00.000-05:002008-04-24T20:58:00.000-05:00I do this shit for free.I do this shit for free.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-5615606646219807152008-04-24T19:40:00.000-05:002008-04-24T19:40:00.000-05:00Next time I'm bored, I'm going to walk around with...Next time I'm bored, I'm going to walk around with a purse full of rats, just for kicks. Of course I'll give you full credit if anyone asks me where I got the idea.Sparkling Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12799366562472325812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-34947688865615202432008-04-24T18:58:00.000-05:002008-04-24T18:58:00.000-05:00See, it's great ideas like these that make the wor...See, it's great ideas like these that make the world a better place. I could slap myself for not thinking of it first. I may hire you for my next class reunion...Is there a long waiting list? :DMrRyanOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00607621271037613315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-26587226626326561912008-04-24T18:38:00.000-05:002008-04-24T18:38:00.000-05:00What a beautiful idea!!!What a beautiful idea!!!nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07550167783969561280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-78330247845976387142008-04-24T18:08:00.000-05:002008-04-24T18:08:00.000-05:00As always, great idea Tequila. There's nothing wro...As always, great idea Tequila. There's nothing wrong with getting paid for what you do best.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-5454970005925430612008-04-24T17:01:00.000-05:002008-04-24T17:01:00.000-05:00capt: you and me bothBAba: awesome idea!Ron: nice....capt: you and me both<BR/><BR/>BAba: awesome idea!<BR/><BR/>Ron: nice. i liked it cause i got to do my homework and paint my nails while at work. maybe i should eventually post about my experiences as a phone whore.<BR/><BR/>roland: Thnx.<BR/><BR/>jay: there's a moving with norm mcdonald in it called "dirty work." it's pro. if you havent seen it, go do it.<BR/><BR/>angryman: i like how youre always trying to get me in troubleTequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-90008529390044165012008-04-24T16:56:00.000-05:002008-04-24T16:56:00.000-05:00My advice is to incorporate, it'll cut down on the...My advice is to incorporate, it'll cut down on the liability. I'll draw up the papers.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-47171913086182063542008-04-24T15:57:00.000-05:002008-04-24T15:57:00.000-05:00I like this idea a lot. You could pretty easily f...I like this idea a lot. You could pretty easily franchise this too! Think about it. Douchebags working for you in every city in the Midwest. All you would have to do is sit back and take 18% of their revenues. <BR/><BR/>You could even advertise your business on everyone's blogs. And your cable ads would have "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" as a theme song. <BR/><BR/>It could work!Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-10728129509144185602008-04-24T15:24:00.000-05:002008-04-24T15:24:00.000-05:00Douchebaggery for Hire! I like that for a slogan o...Douchebaggery for Hire! I like that for a slogan or even a business name.<BR/><BR/>I know who to turn to should I need those kind of services!R.E.H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04959653462160442710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-48124490074766961312008-04-24T15:16:00.000-05:002008-04-24T15:16:00.000-05:00god, your blog is awesome! This post is hilarious....god, your blog is awesome! This post is hilarious. I don't know 'asshole' would be the exact term. More like the opposite of 'troubleshooter' whatever that would be.Roland Hulmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08979437320446956987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-25055725744098535582008-04-24T14:33:00.000-05:002008-04-24T14:33:00.000-05:00Tequila,LOL, my sister did it for years and made a...Tequila,<BR/>LOL, my sister did it for years and made a living that way. The problem was I couldn't ever call one of those lines because I was scared she would answer the phone. Really screwed up my sex life :)Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-29970709060370549492008-04-24T14:28:00.000-05:002008-04-24T14:28:00.000-05:00I put a powdered sugar-filled ziploc bag on a frie...I put a powdered sugar-filled ziploc bag on a friend's desk at work once. That got some yuks.Baba Doodliushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17967246168152075492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-77597241761089562412008-04-24T14:26:00.000-05:002008-04-24T14:26:00.000-05:00My dream job? Fuckomatic Orgasmatron.I don't know ...My dream job? <BR/><BR/>Fuckomatic Orgasmatron.<BR/><BR/>I don't know what that is but I bet the work life balance is awesome.Captain Flak Paperpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17248729702073426979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-85602933461789452842008-04-24T14:22:00.000-05:002008-04-24T14:22:00.000-05:00Me likey, I'm gonna put you on retainer.Me likey, I'm gonna put you on retainer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-43238141333371781862008-04-24T14:13:00.000-05:002008-04-24T14:13:00.000-05:00Mike: i'll pass. how about YOU Suck cock for bus ...Mike: i'll pass. how about YOU Suck cock for bus fare!!!<BR/><BR/>Malach: wtf?! once again you werent paying attention, but i guess that's par for the course for you.<BR/><BR/>Earl: ive found you can never use "ass" in conjunction with other words too many times in a sentence. <BR/><BR/>Warped: i actually did phone sex for a semester in college. meh, it wasnt that bad, but it wasnt that good. <BR/><BR/>Buzzard: that is some awesome shit. i will keep it in mind.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-43650983187279034512008-04-24T14:01:00.000-05:002008-04-24T14:01:00.000-05:00OMG you area a genius. If Donald Trump happens up...OMG you area a genius. If Donald Trump happens upon this post you'll be a shoo-in for the next Apprentice.<BR/><BR/>One to add to your bag o' assholiness: Guy I knew in college fought with the same cafeteria disher harridan every meal. His friends dared him to do something about it. He horked down some syrup of ipecac (sp?) while coming toward the line, held the retch till he got to her, and projectile vomited right in her face/chestal region. Of course, you'd want to hire a minion to do the actual puking.Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-5339103948044962542008-04-24T13:42:00.000-05:002008-04-24T13:42:00.000-05:00You could do phone sex for those guys who like to ...You could do phone sex for those guys who like to be abused. Get paid by the minute to tell some retard how worthless he is. What fun!!Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-7161062248035216582008-04-24T13:10:00.000-05:002008-04-24T13:10:00.000-05:00I love a sentence that uses both "assbag" and "ass...I love a sentence that uses both "assbag" and "asshole" as the second to last one in the post did.<BR/><BR/>Well done!Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.com