tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post2427926140766476954..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: Office RetardationTequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-50992392052187319732008-06-05T12:21:00.000-05:002008-06-05T12:21:00.000-05:00When my girlfriend left me for my boss(who lived n...When my girlfriend left me for my boss(who lived next door to us)the boss had a staff meeting in which she told us how gossip and rumors would not be tolerated and anyone discussing personal matters at work would be terminated. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was directed at me. pffffft, I got a better one now anyways and the boss? well, she ended up taking care of a parapelegic when that ex of mine got in a wreck. karma. it's better than gossip.Fortune Cookieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17336291956469689578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-31640121338355263452008-06-05T07:03:00.000-05:002008-06-05T07:03:00.000-05:00I sue people who piss me off. It's a great way to...I sue people who piss me off. It's a great way to fuck w/people's credit rating.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-68312060495103623652008-06-04T21:50:00.000-05:002008-06-04T21:50:00.000-05:00You take that back or I swear to God I will Hockey...You take that back or I swear to God I will Hockey Fight you!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-64181899519499299282008-06-04T16:55:00.000-05:002008-06-04T16:55:00.000-05:00Boy, I couldn't agree more. We sure have become a ...Boy, I couldn't agree more. We sure have become a whiny bunch. Good thing we had WWII back when America still had a spine. If the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor today, we'd all be required to send them a letter of apology because Pearl Harbor pissed them off.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-14752486401317040432008-06-04T16:10:00.000-05:002008-06-04T16:10:00.000-05:00Or you could always just make up rumors about them...Or you could always just make up rumors about them. Maybe find somebody who is really good at photoshop and make up some really embarrassing story to go along with it and email the pic to everyone from an anon hotmail account that you set up while using the computer at the library. Not that I would know anything about doing that kind of thing. ;-)Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-73682038378267519352008-06-04T13:38:00.000-05:002008-06-04T13:38:00.000-05:00AMEN sister....if you want to see the hideious and...AMEN sister....if you want to see the hideious and aweful outcome of this type of behavior...work for a public entity...it becomes surreal after a while.Bruce Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898228670873232050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-58588861510527208332008-06-04T13:12:00.000-05:002008-06-04T13:12:00.000-05:00For real. I wish that confrontational skills were...For real. I wish that confrontational skills were part of primary school's core curriculum. Not being able to constructively (or otherwise) address our differences has been the downfall of humans in general. People think they have to go in angry, but it can be as simple as "I thought I noticed you giving me the stink-eye lately - is there something on your mind?". That's not so hard, is it?Sparkling Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12799366562472325812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-22671385793283906722008-06-04T12:41:00.000-05:002008-06-04T12:41:00.000-05:00I agree. It is very true.Once I tried to be kind a...I agree. It is very true.<BR/>Once I tried to be kind and not address issues I was having at work. It seemed like daily the pressures kept mounting and more and more stress was building up until I thought I couldnt take it anymore.<BR/>Then one morning I came in tasered the little bastard that was bothering me. After disecting him much like Dexter does and disposing of the body I felt much better. Plus everyone else in the office seems to go out of their way to be more pleasant around me.Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-51596149142718835362008-06-04T12:20:00.000-05:002008-06-04T12:20:00.000-05:00Tequila! Hear Hear! your post was awesome and I sy...Tequila! Hear Hear! your post was awesome and I sympathise.<BR/><BR/>Mike - your response was so funny, coffee came spurting out of my nose!Roland Hulmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08979437320446956987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-1754375341558740012008-06-04T12:15:00.000-05:002008-06-04T12:15:00.000-05:00That's why anything anyone says on tv or radio, th...That's why anything anyone says on tv or radio, they end up apologizing for it.FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-13868862014876977002008-06-04T11:32:00.000-05:002008-06-04T11:32:00.000-05:00I work from home a lot of the time and I've notice...I work from home a lot of the time and I've noticed some weird tension between the cats.<BR/><BR/>I might have to call a meeting.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-55772226816609287062008-06-04T11:13:00.000-05:002008-06-04T11:13:00.000-05:00Fine. I'll do something.Just don't be pissed when...Fine. I'll do something.<BR/><BR/>Just don't be pissed when I sabotage your car and pee in your coffee pot.<BR/><BR/>You asked for it.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-84925114840900417542008-06-04T10:40:00.000-05:002008-06-04T10:40:00.000-05:00If you think that's bad, try working in a daycare ...If you think that's bad, try working in a daycare with ALL catty women.<BR/><BR/>Bitches.Leighannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05412277002373792242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-43854651525488145032008-06-04T10:31:00.000-05:002008-06-04T10:31:00.000-05:00If I have a problem with anyone at the office I wi...If I have a problem with anyone at the office I will usually just try talking with them about it... <BR/><BR/>Well either that, or I'll slip some rohypnol into their drink during lunch and then photograph them in very compromising... Yet very interesting poses with the local homeless population (As an aside, it's really amazing what a homeless person will do for a 10$ rock...) Then I threaten to show the pictures to management as well as their friends and family.<BR/><BR/>You'd be surprised at how quickly their attitude changes after that! Plus... As a bonus you can usually get them to do all of your work, as well as their own, and get them to give 25% of their salary to boot!Just Sayin'https://www.blogger.com/profile/03008260829325236221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-62732001363864784512008-06-04T10:25:00.000-05:002008-06-04T10:25:00.000-05:00When the current civilization gives up the ghost, ...When the current civilization gives up the ghost, most of the fat, lazy, whiny, retarded entitled ultra sensitive everythings offensive ass hats will die.<BR/><BR/>If civilization ends while I'm still alive, I plan on staying that way. Even if I have to kill some fat, lazy, whiney, retarded entitled ultra sensitive everythings offensive asshats who didn't prepare or stockpile like I did.<BR/><BR/>Seriously. That's my pellet gun, and that's my dead squirrel, and I'm eating it. So says this baseball bat to your brain.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.com