tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post2811463817184560422..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: Why No Honesty in Panhandling?Tequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-15479519568714134872007-10-29T09:51:00.000-05:002007-10-29T09:51:00.000-05:00When I was in Toronto, I finally met a panhandler ...When I was in Toronto, I finally met a panhandler I had to help out... He was wearing a cardboard sign that said, "Kick a punk: $1" I gave him $10 and then we split a bottle of whiskey that I bought.DigitalStatichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01821475324870056369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-6527115437549385902007-10-26T09:23:00.000-05:002007-10-26T09:23:00.000-05:00Hobo Cockblocking....what a treasure!In NYC they h...Hobo Cockblocking....what a treasure!<BR/><BR/>In NYC they have pets, dogs mostly, a great accoutrement for the begging profession.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-38147121647914953072007-10-26T08:15:00.000-05:002007-10-26T08:15:00.000-05:00"Hobo Cockblocking" will be the name of my next bl..."Hobo Cockblocking" will be the name of my next blog.Sara Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-88123533974141204622007-10-26T07:35:00.000-05:002007-10-26T07:35:00.000-05:00I really DID need to build a Death Star. And you ...I really DID need to build a Death Star. And you walking by with your bottle of Jack...<BR/><BR/>You selfish bitch.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-82919812867964264402007-10-26T06:47:00.000-05:002007-10-26T06:47:00.000-05:00I stopped reading at pole dance. I have about thi...I stopped reading at pole dance. I have about thirty bucks burning a hole in my pocket.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-12184664667688279132007-10-26T01:35:00.000-05:002007-10-26T01:35:00.000-05:00I like the Ronald McDonald photo. The kids' expre...I like the Ronald McDonald photo. The kids' expressions are just priceless.Seftonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14412302958691121755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-85306424076896577562007-10-25T22:55:00.000-05:002007-10-25T22:55:00.000-05:00I've known a few folks who were on the road most o...I've known a few folks who were on the road most of their lives. They called what you're talking about "flying a flag." Such as: "let's go down to the I-64 exit and fly a flag today."<BR/>A good buddy of mine tells about flying a flag in Vegas. He had a nice meal every evening, a motel room and enough extra for alcohol, cigarettes and pot. I said "fuck!, I spent 27 yrs working a job for that."<BR/>The best money is taking a roll of paper towels and a $1 bottle of window cleaner down to the K-Mart or Wal-Mart parking lot and offering to clean people's car windows just for some change to get to the next town "so I can check into the VA hospital," or to get to the next big city where "my brother has a job waiting for me." Really good hustlers can make over $100/day doing that racket.<BR/>Oh shit, gotta go. If they see me typing this stuff they'll kill me.SagaciousHillbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09511441325695460501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-13109713018445484642007-10-25T20:55:00.000-05:002007-10-25T20:55:00.000-05:00Hell to the no! I was afraid I'd catch something.Hell to the no! I was afraid I'd catch something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-48024101138692502692007-10-25T16:28:00.000-05:002007-10-25T16:28:00.000-05:00You know what, you've inspired me. I think I've fo...You know what, you've inspired me. I think I've found my new career.<b>Mr R Rabbit</b>https://www.blogger.com/profile/10685928042711313971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-17046386529355517402007-10-25T16:10:00.000-05:002007-10-25T16:10:00.000-05:00bob: i bet you miss your days as jizz mopper. sou...bob: i bet you miss your days as jizz mopper. sounds like a promising career.<BR/><BR/>Ted: they are migratory, like geese. they usually head to warmer climates for the winter. although, i have a lot of respect for the hardcore hobos that are outside during a snowstorm. sometimes i throw my coffee on them to warm them.<BR/><BR/>Prepon: did you help him out?<BR/><BR/>Malach: motherfucking magic.<BR/><BR/>C.rag: sounds like how i am with truckers.<BR/><BR/>Joey: i love bum fights. one time i saw a legitimate one, but they were only arguing over the lucrative corner, off of the freeway.<BR/><BR/>Mike: fla has quality hobos. i lived there for 21 years. i like to ask hobos for money when they ask me for money. i tell them i need it for a drink. they are never amused and i never get money.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-10442381664472876242007-10-25T15:54:00.000-05:002007-10-25T15:54:00.000-05:00The best panhandler's by far are in Key West Flori...The best panhandler's by far are in Key West Florida. They have the best stories and the best approach. <BR/><BR/>One time I offered one of them my plane ticket and told him he could go back to Michigan and take over my life if I could just take his corner and panhandle. He politely refused the offer so I gave him a dollar. <BR/><BR/>He knew he had it made.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-64724567640965986862007-10-25T15:49:00.000-05:002007-10-25T15:49:00.000-05:00Any bum can get a job if he realy wants one.Any bum can get a job <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_fights" REL="nofollow">if he realy wants one</A>.Joey Polanskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07102095837260943157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-88811514116317539962007-10-25T14:41:00.000-05:002007-10-25T14:41:00.000-05:00I swear I put up a comment here earlier.Oh well I ...I swear I put up a comment here earlier.<BR/><BR/>Oh well I said like this:<BR/><BR/>Hobos are my best clients. They have a lot of money to throw around & all I have to do is jerk them off.FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-31358488312569966092007-10-25T13:58:00.001-05:002007-10-25T13:58:00.001-05:00Wow, where did you get the picture of Palmer?Wow, where did you get the <A HTTP://WWW.THIRD-OPTION.COM/WOW/2007/08/REVEALED-PALMER.HTML HREF+ HREF="" REL="nofollow">picture of Palmer?</A>Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-19628372660503236932007-10-25T13:58:00.000-05:002007-10-25T13:58:00.000-05:00There was this bum when I lived in Florida who onc...There was this bum when I lived in Florida who once carried a sign that read:<BR/><BR/>FUCK THE MONEY GIVE ME PUSSY<BR/><BR/>I do believe he only did that for a day before he got arrested.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-13325460111608905692007-10-25T11:45:00.000-05:002007-10-25T11:45:00.000-05:00homeless in minnesota doesn't sound too cushy but ...homeless in minnesota doesn't sound too cushy but the bumb snowball fights and cardboard toboggan races must be hilariousfuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-53918760093155071662007-10-25T10:01:00.000-05:002007-10-25T10:01:00.000-05:00When I worked at a porn shop here in Seattle, ther...When I worked at a porn shop here in Seattle, there was a Pike Place market bum that had a doublesided sign, one side said "Down on luck, anything helps, god bless" and when any one who wasnt a tourist walked past he would flip the sign and it said, "need a beer and a hooker."<BR/><BR/>There was a comic effectiveness in it, but I really hated the "honesty" signs while I was mopping jizz in a porno arcade for my beer and hookers.Bob McHenry's Video and Other Such Nonsensehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11181264433575481020noreply@blogger.com