tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post3085519400591598998..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: An Open Letter To Those Who Walk Past My Apt:Tequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-65473164318005895372008-04-28T12:41:00.000-05:002008-04-28T12:41:00.000-05:00You should keep an airhorn handy for the people th...You should keep an airhorn handy for the people that walk by. That way if they annoy you, you can blow out their eardrums.Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-76635897103545045112008-04-28T07:12:00.000-05:002008-04-28T07:12:00.000-05:00Urinate out the window as they walk by.Urinate out the window as they walk by.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-87168925997529948182008-04-28T03:18:00.000-05:002008-04-28T03:18:00.000-05:00I think you should start heaving bricks at them fr...I think you should start heaving bricks at them from your window. That always seems to do the trick.captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-72404048573998844982008-04-27T18:47:00.000-05:002008-04-27T18:47:00.000-05:00god, i love you, T-bird! you are a trip! Hope you ...god, i love you, T-bird! you are a trip! <BR/><BR/>Hope you had a great weekend!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-63719376375114386622008-04-27T18:29:00.000-05:002008-04-27T18:29:00.000-05:00Only a bag of shit under their hood? You are way ...Only a bag of shit under their hood? You are way to kind. Wanna borrow my chainsaw?Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-7160654551267810552008-04-27T13:15:00.000-05:002008-04-27T13:15:00.000-05:00If your windows were open I too couldn't stop myse...If your windows were open I too couldn't stop myself from looking as I pass by. But as for really ogling ladies working out nothing beats just going to the gym.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-37411487873903712392008-04-26T13:15:00.000-05:002008-04-26T13:15:00.000-05:00If you shoot at one of those people walking by you...If you shoot at one of those people walking by your apt it would solve ALL of your problems.FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-72413342834439866152008-04-26T12:09:00.000-05:002008-04-26T12:09:00.000-05:00Do the bag of shit thing. Take video. Post it.Do the bag of shit thing. Take video. Post it.Ginormous Boobshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06335608382300411903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-29357397873007800012008-04-26T07:05:00.000-05:002008-04-26T07:05:00.000-05:00i too am interested in what a christpunch is...i too am interested in what a christpunch is...billymachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394367741745536055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-42556065893520227352008-04-25T21:59:00.000-05:002008-04-25T21:59:00.000-05:00People have lost all sense of propriety.I love it ...People have lost all sense of propriety.<BR/><BR/>I love it that you said Dewy Cox and taint all in one post ;)nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07550167783969561280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-26278833956600253732008-04-25T17:37:00.000-05:002008-04-25T17:37:00.000-05:00I've found that shooting people with flaming arrow...I've found that shooting people with flaming arrows will stop the douchetastic ass hats from window stalking...<BR/><BR/>Have a kick ass weekend!MrRyanOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00607621271037613315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-48111144377352358232008-04-25T15:26:00.000-05:002008-04-25T15:26:00.000-05:00Just send me naked pictures and I'll quit peeking ...Just send me naked pictures and I'll quit peeking in your windows for Christ sake. I mean there is nothing complicated about it.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-35451447387874727882008-04-25T14:53:00.000-05:002008-04-25T14:53:00.000-05:00creepy/shiflyI'm getting it all on tape for later....creepy/shifly<BR/><BR/>I'm getting it all on tape for later.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-82206023014373767632008-04-25T13:27:00.000-05:002008-04-25T13:27:00.000-05:00Creepy, I can see you seeing tequila... ;)Creepy, I can see you seeing tequila... ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-11099326458674938372008-04-25T13:09:00.000-05:002008-04-25T13:09:00.000-05:00I can see you.I can see you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-63071855205787937522008-04-25T11:47:00.000-05:002008-04-25T11:47:00.000-05:00Do it nekkid on the eliptical. Then, if the guys ...Do it nekkid on the eliptical. Then, if the guys (or girls) are old, ugly, gross, yucky, you can sue them for lots of money.<BR/><BR/>If they're really hot, you can jump off the eliptical, pull em through the window, make hot monkey love, and throw them back.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-52299372673876602652008-04-25T11:38:00.000-05:002008-04-25T11:38:00.000-05:00What the hell is a ChristPunch???By the way... I p...What the hell is a ChristPunch???<BR/><BR/>By the way... I promise not to stare at you while you are exercising anymore. I'll wait for when you step out of the shower...Just Sayin'https://www.blogger.com/profile/03008260829325236221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-68618044216357938362008-04-25T11:37:00.000-05:002008-04-25T11:37:00.000-05:00Doggy: going by that logic, if you say all kinds o...Doggy: going by that logic, if you say all kinds of shit outside my window and peer in, your car is fair game.<BR/><BR/>Jay: i better get a cut. if htey are watching my sweaty, makeupless ass bouncing around in a wife beater and short shorts, i deserve some loot.<BR/><BR/>Ron: Brazillian fart porn. i shit you not, it exists. Landon made me watch it at like 7 am.<BR/><BR/>Harx: you MAY stalk me. continue with your weekend plans. oh hey, was that you that left tupperware in the street? srsly, i saw some this morning on the way to my car...<BR/><BR/>EARL: prob not. sounds liek a recipe for a rapin'<BR/><BR/>DAn: congrats, you managed to creep me out a little! gold star for you!<BR/><BR/>Ted: gross.<BR/><BR/>Malach: i dont think i can stop you.<BR/><BR/>Lotus: bears are less creepyTequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-47337683475471968542008-04-25T11:21:00.000-05:002008-04-25T11:21:00.000-05:00The joys of urban living. I have this same proble...The joys of urban living. I have this same problem in the country....only with bears.Bruce Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898228670873232050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-53711680792862532062008-04-25T11:04:00.000-05:002008-04-25T11:04:00.000-05:00I can still masturbate under the window right?I can still masturbate under the window right?Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-85702594821846835932008-04-25T10:54:00.000-05:002008-04-25T10:54:00.000-05:00three words: urine super soakerthree words: urine super soakerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-21187695592738052202008-04-25T10:49:00.000-05:002008-04-25T10:49:00.000-05:00I find that if I leave my window open, the corpses...I find that if I leave my window open, the corpses usually attract the attention of police.<BR/><BR/>For this reason I keep my shades closed all the time. Who wants another embarassing fiasco like last week - people screaming, police with their guns drawn, sirens, getting dragged out of my apartment in my underwear. <BR/><BR/>Hell, it was almost enough to get a man to reconsider having his own private stem-cell research projects.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-2886844858627491562008-04-25T10:35:00.000-05:002008-04-25T10:35:00.000-05:00So if I walk by, see you and shout "put 'em up on ...So if I walk by, see you and shout "put 'em up on the glass!" you wouldn't comply?<BR/><BR/>That's disappointing.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-10408215181526512922008-04-25T10:11:00.000-05:002008-04-25T10:11:00.000-05:00you saw me there?damn.and I had a long weekend of ...you saw me there?<BR/><BR/>damn.<BR/><BR/>and I had a long weekend of stalking you all lined out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-40779495183212090902008-04-25T10:09:00.000-05:002008-04-25T10:09:00.000-05:00If I can't watch you on the elliptical what the he...If I can't watch you on the elliptical what the hell am I supposed to masturbate to?!?! Well you make an exception for me? After all I already bought my season tickets from Jay!Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.com