tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post4352677113571744933..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: The measure of a man:Tequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-91563235038046079202007-09-21T21:06:00.000-05:002007-09-21T21:06:00.000-05:00I'm a married man, but I always found that when I ...I'm a married man, but I always found that when I used to go out and troll for sluts, I mean women, the things that worked best for me were:<BR/>1)indifference <BR/>2)humor<BR/>3)pretending to listen<BR/>4)pretending to care about what I'm pretending to listen to<BR/>5)random, believable compliments<BR/>6)a mixture of both good and bad manners<BR/>7) alcohol<BR/>when I worked these into my repertoire, things usually ended on the express train to poonville.fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-24575312936701226012007-09-14T00:11:00.000-05:002007-09-14T00:11:00.000-05:00One thing nobody will ever accuse me of doing is s...One thing nobody will ever accuse me of doing is strutting. I'm not sure if I have a target market, either. <BR/><BR/>What's not to like about cupcakes? Nothing. When you're a kid, you can devour numerous cupcakes in one sitting and not think twice. Somehow I've lost the appetite for cupcakes, I think. But it has been a while, now that I think about it.<BR/><BR/>I'm probably too needy for an independent woman and the MILF-like housewife has far too full of a plate for me to clean.<BR/><BR/>What were we talking about again?<BR/><BR/>I have never worn a thong. I can't imagine why a dude would think that's a good idea. Is the YDH the same type that wears the low-rise jeans?<BR/><BR/>Your characterization of OMG was top notch.<BR/><BR/>I gotta hand it to you, you consistently knock 'em out of the park. <BR/><BR/>I'm off to Stinktown for the weekend. Enjoy yours!Arthur Fonzarellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123536283851861987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-19343153261280368692007-09-13T22:27:00.000-05:002007-09-13T22:27:00.000-05:00Ahhh, love your blog and I never, ever tire of see...Ahhh, love your blog and I never, ever tire of seeing douchbag in print.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com