tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post4949306375552987482..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: Help Me Solve This MysteryTequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-15075884635577097702008-02-11T13:18:00.000-06:002008-02-11T13:18:00.000-06:00That BBC guy is a hoot!That BBC guy is a hoot!Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-65695682035443505822008-02-10T09:25:00.000-06:002008-02-10T09:25:00.000-06:00BBC: maybe when i am old and dried up, i'll stop g...BBC: maybe when i am old and dried up, i'll stop going to the bar, and then i can stay home and knit, and save money for a house payment. i think you should start knitting too. knit yourself a fucking rope and hang yourself.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-20862659230284921972008-02-10T07:58:00.000-06:002008-02-10T07:58:00.000-06:00I read these womens blogs that are always talking ...I read these womens blogs that are always talking about their being out on the town drinking and I think.<BR/><BR/>"Geez, I'll bet these women spend enough out drinking to make a house payment."<BR/><BR/>Going out to drink all the time is expensive, I drop into the beer church a lot at times but I just stay a little while and only drink a few beers.<BR/><BR/>At two bucks a beer I don't spend a lot on the town.BBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323188240580782454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-67909372344586579312008-02-09T19:29:00.000-06:002008-02-09T19:29:00.000-06:00Must be some really stuck up bitches in your town....Must be some really stuck up bitches in your town. I mean honestly, he looks as cuddly as a teddy bear. I don't think I have an answer for you, other than people discriminating against ski mask clad teddy bears.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-6125803078192478262008-02-09T19:00:00.000-06:002008-02-09T19:00:00.000-06:00Hey there, Don't want to be a pest, but my Monday ...Hey there, Don't want to be a pest, but my Monday post might have a "little" something in it you might find interesting. Although I didnt see any jello anywhere it was still entertaining for me...Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-13950149461117378802008-02-09T11:41:00.000-06:002008-02-09T11:41:00.000-06:00You want to really scare them, don't use a ski mas...You want to really scare them, don't use a ski mask, put a nylon stocking over your head....buffalodickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663035745368682736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-68764810222848167402008-02-08T18:41:00.000-06:002008-02-08T18:41:00.000-06:00Ski masks define you as a violent and evil person....Ski masks define you as a violent and evil person... it doesn't matter who you are behind that mask. Once you wear one of those - you are by definition a dangerous criminal.<BR/><BR/>I have one of those in the glove compartment of my car, for emergencies only.R.E.H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04959653462160442710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-88182192915687619532008-02-08T13:26:00.000-06:002008-02-08T13:26:00.000-06:00I don't mind chatting with a guy wearing a ski mas...I don't mind chatting with a guy wearing a ski mask as long as he has a shotgun under his jacket. No shotgun, no chat! That is my rule.captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-60464310279634190772008-02-08T13:19:00.000-06:002008-02-08T13:19:00.000-06:00Ever since the original Dirty Harry movie I can't ...Ever since the original Dirty Harry movie I can't trust anybody in a ski mask.<BR/><BR/>Tell your friend, no hard feelings.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-90505804033588043482008-02-08T09:54:00.000-06:002008-02-08T09:54:00.000-06:00How could a chick turn down a guy in a blue ski ma...How could a chick turn down a guy in a blue ski mask--I mean if it were black, sure, but blue?Bettie K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02930079250195466119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-30648780600326827012008-02-08T09:52:00.000-06:002008-02-08T09:52:00.000-06:00I once dated a dwarf who had a fetish for ski mask...I once dated a dwarf who had a fetish for ski masks, albinos, & midgets.<BR/>It was a simple purchase at Wal-Mart.Jack McAlbinomidgethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934037699205527629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-13083954008150473592008-02-08T09:42:00.000-06:002008-02-08T09:42:00.000-06:00Ski masks turn me on! They come in great as far as...Ski masks turn me on! <BR/><BR/>They come in great as far as role playing goes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-85305122515447612242008-02-08T08:10:00.000-06:002008-02-08T08:10:00.000-06:00I have alway sbeen partial to the ski mask look. ...I have alway sbeen partial to the ski mask look. It gives off an aura of sophistication. Cheers!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-75254516969881802282008-02-08T06:56:00.000-06:002008-02-08T06:56:00.000-06:00He's a victim of racial profiling.He's a victim of racial profiling.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-8205210655613262722008-02-08T06:37:00.000-06:002008-02-08T06:37:00.000-06:00I get that reaction, too, when I walk around outsi...I get that reaction, too, when I walk around outside the girls' halfway house with my ski mask on.<BR/><BR/>But you should see the reaction I get when I take my ski mask off and the chicks see my Hitler moustache.<BR/><BR/>I can't win for losing.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-40685787378293570912008-02-07T23:54:00.000-06:002008-02-07T23:54:00.000-06:00and it's blue! blue's such a cheerful color. I don...and it's blue! blue's such a cheerful color. I don't understand either.<BR/><BR/>tho I'm going to second (third?) the Sarah Jessica Parker idea. We should get together a posse and make it happen. I've got lots of bags.~grace~https://www.blogger.com/profile/00293854820902893514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-88345257260368519462008-02-07T21:20:00.000-06:002008-02-07T21:20:00.000-06:00Nothing good ever comes from a ski mask...unless y...Nothing good ever comes from a ski mask...unless you can successfully rob the bank...after all, crime does pay (when you get away with it...)MrRyanOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00607621271037613315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-43443102371010354272008-02-07T19:00:00.000-06:002008-02-07T19:00:00.000-06:00Ski masks are definite no go here in South Carolin...Ski masks are definite no go here in South Carolina since a little old lady working at her mom-and-pop store blew away some off season tourist that came into her store wearing one. If I remember right we were having a colder than usual winter that year and the Canadian guy ran inside to pay for his gas without taking into consideration the gun loving, trigger happy types that make up a large portion of the Palmetto state.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-70872453490806194142008-02-07T17:37:00.000-06:002008-02-07T17:37:00.000-06:00You'd be amazed at how skeezed out people get when...You'd be amazed at how skeezed out people get when you're wearing one of those work-in-sub-zero-styled funnel-faced parkas. Sure, you look like an eyeless duck with a circular mustache, but WTF is wrong with that. I'll bet the guys couldn't even do SJP in one of those.Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-89432096438241699952008-02-07T16:58:00.000-06:002008-02-07T16:58:00.000-06:00katie: he's actually my roommate and looks fairly ...katie: he's actually my roommate and looks fairly normal sans ski mask. you should see him when he's all in black and carrying around a machete. that freaks people out too.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-58652271995887424912008-02-07T15:31:00.000-06:002008-02-07T15:31:00.000-06:00I cannot imagine why those ladies would not want t...I cannot imagine why those ladies would not want to run into the arms of your ski mask, rapist looking friend, Tequila!! He looks quite inviting, if you ask me. I woulda been all over him like a cheap fucking suit!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-57413364799221697082008-02-07T14:57:00.000-06:002008-02-07T14:57:00.000-06:00Wow, you hang out with Licha Lubres?Wow, you hang out with Licha Lubres?Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-88568370963661465712008-02-07T14:36:00.000-06:002008-02-07T14:36:00.000-06:00Mmmm....Young's Double Chocolate Stout. Very tast...Mmmm....Young's Double Chocolate Stout. Very tasty.<BR/><BR/>Why does my liver always hurt when I visit here? In a good way.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-14873361533509626582008-02-07T14:10:00.000-06:002008-02-07T14:10:00.000-06:00Ski masks are pretty creepy, except when worn by m...Ski masks are pretty creepy, except when worn by members of the Cosby Kids. Tell him to instead wear pantyhose over his head. Almost as warm and far less threatening.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17548434486518599623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-55675485270111219062008-02-07T12:47:00.000-06:002008-02-07T12:47:00.000-06:00What's worse is when you're 6'5", 285 pounds and w...What's worse is when you're 6'5", 285 pounds and wear a ski mask. Good thing I live where it's usually warm.<BR/><BR/>What kind of beer is that?Chuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533431317909246564noreply@blogger.com