tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post6040159366152631534..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: Office Harmony Reached by Traveling The Road of DouchbaggeryTequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-1595624646661392112008-02-12T23:08:00.000-06:002008-02-12T23:08:00.000-06:00Tat is frigging awesome. I hope you recorded it fo...Tat is frigging awesome. I hope you recorded it for youtube.<BR/><BR/>By the way,your lolrus comment today was outstanding!I had to immediately evacuate my bowels after reading it.nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07550167783969561280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-53485475728923397792008-02-12T16:35:00.000-06:002008-02-12T16:35:00.000-06:00I used to work in a cake-festing office. I once c...I used to work in a cake-festing office. I once came down with tonsilitis on my birthday. They asked a girl who must've weighed 250-300 at the time to drop my cake off at my apartment at noon.<BR/><BR/>I received a scraggy bunch of flowers on my stoop from that coworker and never saw a crumb of cake. When I got back to work and people asked me about getting a cake delivery, she just piped up and said, "Oh, I ate it, but I got her some flowers from us instead."<BR/><BR/>Bitch.Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-40918375751613608432008-02-12T14:17:00.000-06:002008-02-12T14:17:00.000-06:00I bypassed my heater core and drive with the windo...I bypassed my heater core and drive with the windows open. <BR/><BR/>And I live in Canada.<BR/><BR/>What I'm saying is, your co-worker doesn't have a penis.<BR/><BR/>Actually, neither do I for a half hour after the drive, but at least I get mine back.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-13343127148592455922008-02-12T12:12:00.000-06:002008-02-12T12:12:00.000-06:00"Pet's Death"LOL, there's no better reason to have..."Pet's Death"<BR/><BR/>LOL, there's no better reason to have a piece of cake. "I'm really going to miss the way scraps used rub up and down on my leg. Can you cut me off another hunk of cake, and pass the milk"?captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-39287702476559057602008-02-12T11:35:00.000-06:002008-02-12T11:35:00.000-06:00PrePo: I actually DO have an orgasm when I get to...PrePo: I actually DO have an orgasm when I get to the fudge layer.<BR/><BR/>This usually ruins the party for everyone else who hasn't gotten cake yet...as it's now ruined.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-12079860568462466352008-02-12T10:37:00.000-06:002008-02-12T10:37:00.000-06:00The best part of DQ cake it the chocolate fudge la...The best part of DQ cake it the chocolate fudge layer.<BR/><BR/>OMG I want to have an orgasm everytime I eat that stuff!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-92134612766212721952008-02-12T10:02:00.000-06:002008-02-12T10:02:00.000-06:00Billy: actually we did need to microwave it to cut...Billy: actually we did need to microwave it to cut it. but it was delicious, and who wouldnt want to eat ice cream cake when it's 11 below zero and 9 am? up until now i always thought the breakfast of champions was vodka and birth control, but now i KNOW it's cake.<BR/><BR/>katie: that's hot.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-77785234771137582492008-02-12T10:01:00.000-06:002008-02-12T10:01:00.000-06:00Was his cake in the shape of a pussy?Was his cake in the shape of a pussy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-30790227587148508802008-02-12T09:47:00.000-06:002008-02-12T09:47:00.000-06:00how the fuck do you eat ice cream cake while it is...how the fuck do you eat ice cream cake while it is ten thousand degrees below zero where you are. That is just nutty, unless you microwave it nice and hot and drink it.billymachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394367741745536055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-91367585797697773172008-02-12T08:29:00.000-06:002008-02-12T08:29:00.000-06:00That's awesome.You should have then videotaped you...That's awesome.<BR/><BR/>You should have then videotaped yourself on the phone canceling the strippers and whores that were scheduled to service him.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-68623835584771468772008-02-12T06:59:00.000-06:002008-02-12T06:59:00.000-06:00That is classic. I wanna work with you guys. Che...That is classic. I wanna work with you guys. Cheers!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-77913292653323330812008-02-12T06:53:00.000-06:002008-02-12T06:53:00.000-06:00Food in our office has to be incredibly bad before...Food in our office has to be incredibly bad before it isn't gone 1 hour after you bring it in..buffalodickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663035745368682736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-15660027868565995092008-02-12T06:51:00.000-06:002008-02-12T06:51:00.000-06:00That's frelling awesome.That's frelling awesome.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-39534205654273219332008-02-11T22:19:00.000-06:002008-02-11T22:19:00.000-06:00Wow, what exit number is that off the Freeway of D...Wow, what exit number is that off the Freeway of Dickiness?Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-74920036966925442562008-02-11T19:25:00.000-06:002008-02-11T19:25:00.000-06:00oh, shit, girl, i almost forgot to tell you. i tol...oh, shit, girl, i almost forgot to tell you. i told capt. corky that me and you would get wasted with him and make out with him. so, get ready for that!! woohooooooooo!<BR/><BR/>jello optional.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-64434359751716621242008-02-11T18:40:00.000-06:002008-02-11T18:40:00.000-06:00you know...you could just celebrate someone's birt...you know...you could just celebrate someone's birthday every day, whether they're there or not. like mine. your mother's. Prince William's. basically what I'm saying is you could have birthday cake every day. AND send a cruel video. betcha Wills would feel bad about missing your celebration.~grace~https://www.blogger.com/profile/00293854820902893514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-43948974715832097412008-02-11T18:10:00.000-06:002008-02-11T18:10:00.000-06:00Make sure to leave the empty box out so when he fi...Make sure to leave the empty box out so when he finally mans up and comes in he can almost taste what he missed.Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-83668377569131217602008-02-11T17:42:00.000-06:002008-02-11T17:42:00.000-06:00Don't be tricked by this faux office harmony.It's ...Don't be tricked by this faux office harmony.<BR/><BR/>It's just a trick.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-45712012883888685182008-02-11T17:23:00.000-06:002008-02-11T17:23:00.000-06:00"man up" and "put a scarf on" doesn't quite work w..."man up" and "put a scarf on" doesn't quite work well together in my opinion. "man up" and "ride to work in the cold, and deal with it", sounds more like it.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, he deserved you all eating his Birthday Cake. You should've sent a picture of a slice in an e-mail and told him - here's your piece!R.E.H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04959653462160442710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-71869886305539085952008-02-11T16:15:00.000-06:002008-02-11T16:15:00.000-06:00If he was home sick then I would say you guys were...If he was home sick then I would say you guys were cruel, but just because he wasn't man enough to ride in the car without heat? He deserved that. Good job! <BR/><BR/>Making a video and sending it to him is priceless too.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-41210567583303155012008-02-11T16:13:00.000-06:002008-02-11T16:13:00.000-06:00god, i love a good DQ cake,Tequila. Oh, how i crav...god, i love a good DQ cake,Tequila. Oh, how i crave a blizzard after reading your post!<BR/><BR/>Have a great day, g-money!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-40105018941362002582008-02-11T15:37:00.000-06:002008-02-11T15:37:00.000-06:00Eat my cake... Fuck my wife... Kick my dog. I can ...Eat my cake... Fuck my wife... Kick my dog. I can take it.<BR/><BR/>But if you fuck with my coffee... I'll cut you! Great rack or not!<BR/><BR/>I'm just sayin'...Just Sayin'https://www.blogger.com/profile/03008260829325236221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-13062995490853097412008-02-11T15:32:00.000-06:002008-02-11T15:32:00.000-06:00gotta celevbrate miscarriages it's kind of like ha...gotta celevbrate miscarriages it's kind of like having a baby...in your underwearfuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.com