tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post6114919272290590194..comments2023-11-03T07:04:19.557-05:00Comments on Tequila Mockingbird: Now the flask is in the other hand...Tequila Mockingbirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-11504646241572769962007-09-29T09:01:00.000-05:002007-09-29T09:01:00.000-05:00Hey!!! I never whipped my dick out!! Or did I? ...Hey!!! I never whipped my dick out!! Or did I? BTW, I refuse to take the time to sign in for this shit so it's Mike biatch!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-647931593253072359.post-6385252563301831382007-09-19T11:55:00.000-05:002007-09-19T11:55:00.000-05:00I have written published rants about the stupidity...I have written published rants about the stupidity of MN liquor laws. My favorite things about our backasswards state laws:<BR/><BR/>• Four guys go into a liquor store and have free reign of the place. One guy buys a bottle of booze. All four must show ID. Yet a parent is allowed to bring a child into said liquor store and that's just fine.<BR/><BR/>• Even if I go into a liquor store alone, I can rearrange the wines in the wine rack, "accidentally" drop a bottle of rum, secretly uncap a bottle of schnapps (and dip my finger in it if I'm really sneaky and neat a quick fix) and stand there with the cooler door open for five minutes, wasting precious cold air, but it's not until I try to buy that bottle of vodka that I need to show ID. <BR/><BR/>• My favorite liquor store purchase of all time: having to show ID to buy a bag of ice. Yep, I stopped to get ice in a liquor store, so I have to be 21 to buy it.<BR/><BR/>• As you pointed out, you cannot buy a bottle of malt liquor on a Sunday to enjoy in the privacy of your own home, but you're more than welcome to overspend at a bar and then drive home drunk, potentially killing a pedestrian in Uptown, because it's a sin to buy 12 bottles of beer in a convenient take-home package on a Sunday.<BR/><BR/>I'm sure there's one or two more rants I forgot.<BR/><BR/>By the way, I check for new blogs from both you and my good friend D Cup at least once a day. How sick is that?Arthur Fonzarellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123536283851861987noreply@blogger.com