Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Robo-Trippin', Gandolf The Molester, Gwar, & Bar Dancing

I'm sick, no swine flu (although my gay's got it, and JayDee felt that this made them "disease ridden plague-rats", which of course got me spicy towards him). Yesterday, while accidentally robotripping, I had a religious experience, in which I saw Mechano Jesus (who's tears are pure WD-40, by the way). Fortunately, I went to sleep before the walls started melting.

In other news, stuff AND things are going exceedingly well. Been doing more blogging here, about The Alamo, which is the culmination of our pride, fears, hemorrhaging of monies, and hope all in one 1920's style mission house.

As for funsies, I threw Dad a birthday bbq-pool party. The dixie slut and her fake cans that visited him from TX did not come to it, because he figured out she was a gold digging whore, and took her back to the airport early. Been to a few boxing matching and MMA fights. Only one resulted in an almost-fight (I so did not start it with that guy; you can't start talking about my boobs while I walk by without considering I might tell you graphically how you should kill yourself in front of your buddies). Rosemarie and I have had some good times, including a vodka tonic night that ended playing on a trampoline, and another night that included us dancing on the bar at Coyote Ugly and stroking some girl's giant inflatable wiener. I went to Busch Gardens for Hallowscream again, note super-tall Gandolf trying to feel me up below. I saw GWAR, which where we were at in VIP, is literally like the front row to the apocalypse; even got to meet Batman there, among other curious creatures. If you've never seen GWAR live, you need to; who wouldn't want to see a sci-fi metal thrash band that dances around with a giant fake cock that has a pig's head on the end of it?

Well, those are the highlights, I can only manage so much these days, because of time constraints, and general ambivalence. Stay tuned for impending Guavaween, Deadmau5, and Nerdcon events which are on the horizon! If I haven't said it before, I'll say it now, I am so incredibly glad I moved back from Minneapolis!


30 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Nice Money pit, welcome to home ownership

fourdinners said...

where you been???

a tent would be cheaper?

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Gwar is cool.

You're getting really skinny and your rack is shrinking. Sad.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

malach: i think you said that last post. but no worries, redundant redundancy is only redundant.

four dinners: i've been in florida, having a goddamn blast.

sagacioushillbilly: go fuck yourself. just because i havent wasted my time and came over to your blog, doesnt mean i dont still think you are a worthless sack of pigshit. yeah, i'm thinner. and that's fucking awesome. maybe after i pop out a kid i'll get some fake cans. who knows. either way, you'll still be a worthless sack of pigshit.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Glad to see you in blogland again! Looks like you were having a good time and that young lady has a massive penis!

Four Dinners said...

actually babe you are...and have always been since I popped over here...extraordinarily attractive.

Your personality has always been extraordinarily sexy.

As a result your 'build' has always been irrelevant.

My tastes - for what it's worth - have always been small and petite but you have always been a very sexy looking young lady....so fuck 'em all!!

Be YOU!!!

Love n hugs

4D xx (aka Old Fart so what do I know?)

Anonymous said...

We are so glad you moved back to Florida as well! :)

Tequila Mockingbird said...

anonymous: obviously- and according to your IP address(somewhere near pillsbury ave?)- you're someone who knew me IRL when i lived in minneapolis. so youre so glad i moved, and am not in your life, yet you are going to come stalk my blog? that speaks volumes; apparently, your life is unfufilling and shitty enough for you to go out of your way to see what i'm up to. and in multiple ways! not just checking out my newest entry, BUT then exiting out and going to the Alamo's blog to spend more time reading about how fantastic my life is (sigh, your's probably sucks by comparison, doesn't it? awe, how sad!) though i'm sure you already know, this makes you pathetic. dont get me wrong, definitely keep reading the blog, perhaps it will make you feel better that you live such a disappointing life

SagaciousHillbilly said...

TM, You're still an overflowing cauldron of charm. My suggestion: pass on the kid.
Do what you're good at; showing off your tits, wallowing in alcohol and being nasty. Both are kinda incompatible with raising decent children.
Oh, BTW: I've got a house a little south of Sarasota. Shall we get together sometime? Do a little naked boating?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

sag: firstly, i don't show off my tits. i wear cute clothes that reveal some cleavage (might as well, since my body is fanfuckingtastic), but i understand where someone with an obvious sexual dysfunction (in a myriad of ways) leering at my blog would view it that way. and as for kids, one day it'll be a spectacular idea (i was already a positive and loving stepmom)... but i can see where someone who obviously should not be around children (that's you!) would feel other people would be just as poor parents as they are.

oh, and about that generous offer to hang out on your boat, pass. my dad has a few boats for me to play on if it suits me. i hope yours sinks, with you on it, a few miles away from shore. drowning, although i've heard it's one of the worst and most painful death's ever, would be quite fitting for you.

godspeed!

Jason Harx said...

dammit! if someone's showing tits they need to show them here!

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Awww, imagine my disappointment in finding out that I won't have a flat ass, loud nasty drunk on my boat. But I'll get over it. . . in my unsinkable boat.

"step mom?!" Wow, are you gonna be surprised. Being a step mom is like baby sitting. Having raised four very successful and well adjusted children, let me know if you need any pointers.

Have a great day TMo. Hope you are richly rewarded.

Heff said...

Hey, 1970 called. He wants his blog template back.

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