Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Capt. McDrinketyDrunk

There’s much catching up to do. I threw a party this weekend, so there’s some cleaning to be done, both to the house and to the cobwebs left in my brain. So instead of a weekend recap, I’ll tell the tale of drunken boating with coworkers.

Every year we have Boat Day. Which consists of going out on my bosses’ boat on lake Minnetonka with a couple coolers full of booze. It’s unfortunate we all don’t get along better when we are sober, because it was a decent time had by all. Granted, it wasn’t like a couple years ago when Debbie’s fake boobs came out. No one got shitfaced like the year Pauline did and then fell off of the boat. But our boss put in some
Craig David (I totally loved that guy when I was in middle school like a decade ago), and we kept well hydrated.

The girls in the office made a pact that if one of our boobs fell out, we would yell out our code word “JANET JACKSON”, in reference to a wardrobe malfunction. Unfortunately, when the alarm was sounded, it was on me. DAMNIT! Then when Tory figured out the code, he kept yelling it, making me paranoid.
Overall, it’s a good ‘team building day’ when no one gets injured or fired. Hell, I was still even able to make it to #skark bowling that night, but you can only really drink in the sun all day without it taking its toll; no driving home for me that night.

21 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

Wait a minute...wasn't it Lake Minnetonka that was featured in Prince's "Purple Rain" film?

Instead of "Janet Jackson" you should have used "Appollonia Kotera". A bit more of a mouthful, but then so were her boobs in that movie.

harx said...

wait...

I don't get it...

you're on a boat, in a lake...

and you're trying to keep your boobs in your swimsuit???

You Yankees are kinda strange.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

ok, a couple of things assholes--

1. i am NOT a yankee. i am from fla, i just live with a bunch of yankees.

2. Earl, Prince is from Minnesota and has a house on lake minnetonka. everyone here has a boner for him. wooopity-doo.

harx said...

Meh, whatever.

Harx rule #203 - Anyone on a boat in a lake that is wearing a top is a Yankee, regardless of origin.

Tink said...

I can attest that TM is NOT a Yankee. She's familiar with the gigantic Florida toad AND she thinks they're cute. Only Floridians, those faced with strange (large) bugs and reptiles daily, could call something like that cute.

Mike said...

JANET JACKSON!!!!!

Ha. Made you look.

Mike said...

Hey lady, nice tits!

Jay said...

And of course nobody had their camera ready for the Janet Jackson moment. Maybe I should come along next time as the official photographer.

C.Rag said...

Who could have a boner for Prince?

He/she totally make me not want to touch myself. Oh wait I looked back at your boating pics. I'm back to normal.

Colonel Colonel said...

Yeah- YOU - BOAT -LAKE- ... um, where's the boobs?

We are about to have a county fair here, to which I will be takng the digi camera but I think the most I will get will be lama boobs.

BUT- if not, they will be posted...in YOUR honor.

Malach the Merciless said...

Hey your liver keeps calling begging me to adopt it, I am taking out a restraing order

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

lol

so housewarming party...kool...and more kooler is ur blog ...dedicated to booze... lol

and janet jackson...lol that was hilarious....and that too on u ...rofl...

but u had a nice time..that's wat counts.... loved ur humor and ur pic too...and u r blogrolled :)

katie said...

oh, how i love boating pics, T-Bird! fun times!

have a wonderful wednesday, darlin'!!

Leighann said...

I'm getting a little sick and tired of looking at pics of you fully clothed.

**menacing stare**

Slyde said...

so, you had a party this weekend? that is so unlike you! :)

p.s. why cant i get invited to a boob-flashing party? its not fucking fair...

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Jeez people stop complaining about the lack of boobs in this post. I begged and sent her my e-mail address and she forwarded all the unedited nudie photo's straight away :)

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Boats and booze and boobs. Man, sounds like fun.

lotus07 said...

Ever contemplate the concept that your boss has the "Boat Day" BECAUSE the Janet Jackson's?

moooooog35 said...

..and not a single picture of Justin Timberlake ripping your top off?

Gyp.

Baba Doodlius said...

Don't look now, but your hitties are tangin' out.

Roland Hulme said...

Janet Jackson!

Damn, Mike already did that one.