Thursday, April 23, 2009

Let's Play Hide and Go Die in a Fire

This is the little treasure of feedback I received today, on my last post: BBC has left a new comment on your post "Cowboys, Indians, and Uno Mexican":

"Last post March 5. Has the drunk party girl wore out?"

In answer to that, No Twatwaffle, I have not worn out, if anything I've had so much funsies I don't have time to post. Also, most recently I've been preparing to move across the country, sell the majority of my earthly possessions so the leftovers fit in a goddamn saturn, and getting ready for the schoolie luau to come.

Eventually, I'll catch up and write about the three day keg finishing challenge(hosted by Cheryl, where someone not me was arrested), my 25th Birthday Bar Crawltacular, the St Paddy's Day Revisited party I hosted, Spam's birthday(we got kicked out of two bars and a pizza place), Easter weekend's all-night poker fueled by red bull vodkas and chicken mcnuggets, Timmy's birthday and why I'm not allowed back at Old Chicago for awhile. I've indeed been busy, but not in jail or in the hospital or giving handy j's at a truckstop.

However, I assume once I'm back in Florida, I'll have some time on my hands; then I can post my adventures, complete with slideshows. All in good time, fuckers, all in good time.


Warped Mind of Ron said...

Oh.... that wasn't you at the truckstop??? Crap... boy this is akward... Well I'm glad to see you back and look forward to your crazy stories!

Slyde said...

no handy j's???

what the fuck have i been hanging around all these truckstops for then?

Malach the Merciless said...

Why you going back?

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Show us your tits! That's the only reason I stop by here.
Can I get an amen?

Jason Harx said...

As long as nobody is in the hospital, in jail, or dead, it was a good evening.

Roland Hulme said...

I can't wait!

Truck stop comment made me laugh so hard I nearly pee'd a little.

Anonymous said...

I heard you have aids? true?