Monday, January 19, 2009

Protesters, Wizards, and Truth Or Dare

Such a crazygoodtime weekend I don't even know where to begin! Friday night Pfrank, Timmy and I played guitar hero downstairs at Marc's. It ended with Pandafrank almost getting a handy j from a larger girl, and me waking up with Marc's cat eating my hair. Turns out I knocked over a table that night, so there was a fun mess of broken glass, rocks, and soil to clean up

Saturday I got to be inconvenienced by protesters. Also, it was Kevin's birthday/Harry Potter party. That's one of the many things I love about the gays, not only do they recycle, redecorate, and smell great, but they throw costume parties. And really, what's better than a bunch of drunk wizards? I went balls to the wall with my costume (which was even awesomer when I busted in the liquor store in full garb), and loaned my extra cape (BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T I HAVE TWO CAPES?) to Timmy. We went down there with Ellen and Pj, and when we arrived, everyone was already hammered. We worked hard to catch up, and shot of the Dr Macgillicuddies helped. Not only did I get asked to be a surrogate mother (don't I need to stop drinking for that? I can't blame 'em, I do have spectacular Irish genetics!), but we played a rousing game of truth or dare. It involved, but was not limited to, me giving Melissa a lap dance, Raleigh running around the culdesac naked, Timmy making shadow puppets with his wiener and two of the straight boys making out.

Sunday I had more adventures, as I rode the bus for the first time on the way to retrieve my car from Ellen and Pj's house. Turns out a lot of "interesting" people ride the bus. We entertained them all, with our McDonald's cups full of white russians and stories from the night before.

9 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Someday you will wake up, and it will be like that Talking Heads song, Same As It Ever Was.

hylissa said...

what the hell, where is the pic of shadow puppets!!! NEEDS PUPPETS!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

I seriously need to come over and study your life. It's sooo much more interesting than mine. Can I be your apprentice wizard?

Mike said...

Almost? Did she stop short at the curlies or what??

The Preacherman said...

ok where did the wand end up? ;-)

Jason Harx said...

"Saturday I got to be inconvenienced by protesters."

That's it???

One line???

There has to be more to it than that! Were you sober when you came upon them or something?

BBC said...

Better hope that you don't lose your job, you won't be able to afford to be a drunk anymore.

Real Live Lesbian said...

I am SOOO using the McDonalds cup routine!!!!

Stella said...

Hot damn! Why doesn't everyone have cool parties like that. Well, they don't around here because I live in redneck, right-wing hell. /pity pot

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