Wednesday, November 19, 2008

More like Strawberry Tallcake

I’ve been absolutely horrid about updating this thing, but it’s certainly not for lack of good times! Halloween, I still managed to hit three parties (one of which Landon hosted at our house), despite recovering from a cold I picked up while in Florida the week before. I didn’t stay at the party at my house for very long, and eventually Timmy’s party started to die down, so we took the entire thing to Kremlin.

They welcomed us with open arms, possibly because I came bearing a Tupperware full of jello shots, and a jug of punch leftover from Timmy’s. There was a keg of hard cider, sushi, and a snake present. All the makings for a fabulous party; just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, a multi- leg amputee showed up. He happened to be wearing the same costume (sort of ) as Spam… Welcome Matt! Turns out this dude likes being walked on by cute girls in heels. Of course I HAD to participate in those hijinks. This guy thanked me profusely, and was quite polite. Made me want to consider trying to find a dominatrix to apprentice for as a side gig, but I figure I should probably stay away from the sex worker industry if possible.

My costume, sweet Strawberry Shortcake, was not only enough to get some leers at the grocery store when I wore it in there, but it got two guys to offer to drive me and like 8 other people back to Timmy’s. Now that’s a quality accomplishment!

6 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Strawberry Shortcake my she's looking swell, cute little doll with a strawberry smell!

Slyde said...

i never understood the whole trampling thing. I saw a video once where girls just walked on birthday cakes for 30 minutes. i just dont get it.

Meghan said...

The picture slide show syas it all. Solid gold. And very sexy costume ;)

Beach Bum said...

My daughter has a Strawberry Shortcake doll. I'll need to put it away, looking lustfully at one of my child's toys is never a good thing.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

You have very very nice legs.

Tink said...

What's the chances of TWO people dressing like a welcome mat for the same party? Man, you hang with a bunch of pervs. ;)