Monday, November 3, 2008

Zombie Pub Crawl!!!!

Before I get into this past weekends outrageous Halloween celebration, I’ve got to back up to tell about the explosion of awesome that was the zombie pub crawl. They’ve had this for a few years now, but this is the first one I’ve done. We did all of the make-upping and costuming at my house, since it wasn’t far away from where it started. A big thanks to Ben, who with his theatre experience helped get everyone looking zombie-riffic. Thanks also to Spam, who made our bucket of fake blood (corn syrup, chocolate syrup, and red food coloring); eventually we had a big fight with it outside. I feel a little bad for the cabbies who took us to the beginning of the pub crawl route and had their cabs defiled by our fake blood. Good thing we tip well!

We had a blast yelling out the cab windows “BRAAAAINZZZZzzz” on the way there, and an even better time leaning over the hoods of other cars screaming the same thing while going bar to bar. Some of the coolest zombies I saw was a Sarah Palin zombie at taco bell (that was right before I induced vomiting), a whole flight crew of zombies, and some SS officer zombies who people were getting for real pissed off at (seriously? come on.. it’s a zombie pub crawl and these dudes were definitely not REAL SS officers… chill out). I’m glad I wasn’t a prom dress zombie there was way too many of those. Another thanks goes out to Tony, who took a shit ton of pics of us, but unfortunately cause he took them, we don’t have any of him… he made a bad ass zombie Kim Jong Il. Randomly, I had some strict zombiest who tried to tell me that my costume wasn’t valid because I was a zombie cat. FUCK YOU, EVER WATCHED PET CEMETARY?!?! Overall, it was a quality event (about 500 people dressed up and came out), and despite leaving my house covered in fake blood and zombie makeup… I cant wait for next year’s!


B.E. Earl said...

As you crawled from one bar to the next, did you do it slow and lumbering like a good zombie?

Or were you one of them new-fangled fast zombies?

I would've kicked it old school. :)

Slyde said...

my god, how i would love to do that someday. Zombies are my absolute favorite thing.

drinking is a close 2nd.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

I don't drink, but I love zombies! I would so go to something like that. Hmmm... after you puked did you notice a seagull that's been following you for months swoop in and start eating it?

Malach the Merciless said...

I see you met my friend Baron Samedi

Mike said...

The pregnant chick was my fave.

I spent halloween giving candies to fat little turds.

The joys of having a mortgage.

billymac said...

zombie pub crawl... that is fucking brilliant. nice pics of the undead.

Bruce said...

I would have loved to have seen the Zombie SS, Zombie Kim Jong Il and flight crew......sounds zombie-riffic.