Monday, November 24, 2008

Tell me your dreams...

So I randomly got a text from my roommate this morning while at work. I'll definitely say it broke up the day.

Him: "last nite i had a crazy series of dreams. it involved kid rock trying to touch my dick, zorro, nazi's running people over with trains, silver, electrocution and man getting smashed by a tree"

How does one even respond to that?

Me: "did you beat kid rocks scumbucket ass?"


Anyway, that's all I have. It's fucking cold here. Like, when I consider driving to a bar when I can see one across the street, it's COLD. Maybe I'll borrow his ski mask.

12 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

I would pay to watch Kid Rock die.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Being your roommate sounds like great fun.

Man, I've got a million nightmares I could share.

AngryMan said...

KID ROCK!

SUCKS!

harx said...

Duh.

What else would you do with Kid Rock???

Warped Mind of Ron said...

I dreamt that there were 12 squirrels playing ping pong and firing handguns in the ceiling. Is that unusual?

The Manic Street Preacher said...

replace Kid Rock with Jennifer Aniston and that's my kinda dream...

Meghan said...

Did Kid Rock get smashed by the tree or ran over by the nazi trains?

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Most of my dreams involve a ball gag and a whip...oh wait,that's more of a fantasy but WTF!

Kid Rock kinda gives me the creeps.

Thomas said...

I would never want kid rock to touch my penis.

Sounds like a good dream though

Lisa said...

found you through someone else's blog... can't remember where.

Anyway. too funny! All I had to do was read your about me and I knew I was going to love your blog. You'd fit right in with me and my girls...

buffalodick said...

I dreamed a lime green cockroach... gotta cut back on the cheap Vodka... I don't even know what a cockroach looks like... Kid Rock is a dirtball, but he does Michigan proud...

Roland Hulme said...

We miss you, Tequila. When are you coming back?