Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Fake Fog & Ribs the second time around

I got back from Florida last week, but as soon as I returned it was Skark Skarey movie night, complete with dry ice to make fog and some extra that I stuck in a punch bowl with berry limeade and vodka to carbonate it. It somehow turned into Skark night swimming in the pool during a thunder storm (yes, I know, but at least we weren’t holding golf clubs high in the air). Disregard my arm looking fat, it's really not like that in real life.


Then on Saturday I had the gays (Timmy and Bill) over for bbq and a couple pitchers of mojitos, then subsequent walking around my front lawn with champagne flutes full of pink champagne. At some point one of us had the grand idea to bake a cake (this might have been fueled by Timmy’s bearings of high quality greenery) at 1 am. So we walk down to the gas station, buying our cake mix and the gas station attendant who had already seen us in there a couple times that day was like “really, REALLY now? Baking a cake in the middle of the night?” Nevertheless, chocolate cake with strawberry frosting and oreos on top never tasted so good.

The trip went awesomely, and eventually I’ll get to all of my stories with corresponding pictures. I went to Busch Gardens, and it turns out it’s not a good idea to eat a hearty meal of ribs and French fries and then go on Kumba twice in a row (yay, we had platinum passes that let us skip to the head of the line and go twice on all the rides)… the three people behind me that were covered in my rib-french fry vomit also figured out it was a bad idea. Hell, I’m just glad I didn’t throw up on my friends or family. That wouldn’t have been cool at all. Notice I'm wearing two different pairs of sunglasses; fucking gwazi stole the first pair (as well as almost thieving a shoe). To recoup the loss, I stole a replacement pair from the gift shop





22 comments:

Slyde said...

ah man, im jealous.. do you have fucking idea how long its been since ive had some "greenery"?

I need to get better friends.

glad you had fun on your trip, vomit and all....

RockDog said...

I'm often left speechless after reading your stories of awesomeness. If only I were 15 years younger and single I'd like to dip you in a vat of chocolate and gin just to see if you'd still respect me in the morning.

Love your blog and all of the kick ass stories!

C.Rag said...

Hungry hungry hippo with your head in its mouth is hot.

Hammer said...

Sounds great. I made brownies at 2am last week. They go great with martinis.

I once got on a upside down rllercoaster after 5 pitchers of beer..didn't spill a drop.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Fake fog is awesome to have in the bedroom too.

The coughing from it sometimes ruins the mood but for the most part it turns out pretty fucking sweet!

Malach the Merciless said...

When you and the gays coming to MA to get married?

Beach Bum said...

Never been to Busch Gardens in Florida and I'm trying to get my wife to agree to go next time we are down there. Been to Busch Gardens in Virginia and hated the Europe theme.

Mike said...

Looks like you had fun. I hope you took plenty of naked pictures of yourself. I'm sitting by my inbox waiting.

Meghan said...

Dry ice makes everything better. Everything.

BadWims said...

Damn, what a waste of pork fat and fries.

By the way, Hellboy 2 was cool. But I don't think it lived up to the hype. E liked it more than me.

Captain Flak Paperpants said...

WWDBD?

Real Live Lesbian said...

Damn girl...you are trying to steal my heart talkin' about Strawberry cake and oreos!

Tequila Mockingbird said...

capt: probably try to hump the staff

Tequila Mockingbird said...

badwims: glad you finally found the blog. it was good seein ya for drinks yesterday. oh, and FYI, if you are ever purusing my archives, our friend E. is known as "Professor Beer" on here.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Tequila
You cram more interesting things into one weekend than I get into in a year.

Julie_Gong said...

i can't believe you threw up ribs. they are so delicious. i would be so sad about that.

lotus07 said...

No one else can make throwing up on a rollercoaster sound like so much fun.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I wasn't looking at your arm. I was eyeballing that hooch.

I'd love to have your social life. Although I wouldn't want to barf on rides.

katie said...

Oh, T-bird! you look like the cutest lil' swiss miss chick i ever did see with those braids! i love those pics of you.

sorry about the rib vomit, man. but it sounds like Busch Gardens was a real good time. oh, you have a fun life, my dear!! and i love when you share it with us!

Have a great weekend! :)

moooooog35 said...

What are you doing with your head in Rush Limbaugh's mouth?

billymac said...

sounds like you did some serious shit on vacation. i'm lookin forward to you posting the nudie shots that you promised. wait, maybe i promised to post the nudie shots i took of you through the window. nevermind.

Mike said...

Tequila

Next time you have dry ice, put some in an empty pop bottle, close the lid tight and make sure it leaves your hands quick.

You'll be happy with the results.