So who’s ready for socialism with a side of fascism? Take a peak at a convo I had today with a friend, as I don’t feel could possibly better sum up my feelings:
(9:06:38 AM) J W: OBAMA2K8!
(9:16:46 AM) ME: READY TO WEAR YOUR CLOTHES THAT THE COLOR SIGNIFIES YOUR SOCIAL STANDING?
(9:16:49 AM) ME: I KNOW I AM!!!
(9:17:03 AM) J W: McCain=Facism
(9:17:08 AM) J W: Obama=Socialism
(9:17:17 AM) J W: I for one look forward to our goose stepping overlords
(9:20:01 AM) ME: i agree wholly
(9:20:10 AM) ME: i hope it becomes a combo
(9:20:15 AM) me: with robot task masters
(9:20:24 AM) J W: Fembots?
(9:20:41 AM) ME hopefully
(9:20:46 AM) ME: i like my robots with boobies
(9:20:57 AM) J W: big lucious tits with strapons?
(9:21:04 AM) Me: absolutely
(9:21:11 AM) Me: to penetrate us with their political prowess
(9:21:17 AM) ME: hows taht for alliteration?
(9:22:07 AM) J W: I'm excited
(9:22:34 AM) ME: i figured
(9:23:10 AM) J W: why so bitter
(9:23:23 AM) ME: me?
(9:23:26 AM) ME: naw, it's just politics
(9:23:36 AM) ME: i'll vote for who i wish, but i think both are figureheads
(9:24:12 AM) J W: both are vile
(9:24:22 AM) ME: exactly
(9:24:44 AM) Me: it's like being forced to pick between a masturbation session with a potato peeler and a battery acid douche
(9:25:33 AM) J W: with a side of sodomy
(9:28:01 AM) ME: indeed
seriously!
About Me
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Minneapolis, MN, United States
- People either hate me or love me, there is no in between. Most people love me and find me entertaining at the very least. I can drink an exceptional amount of booze and bring legitimate good times wherever I go. Sometimes I like to say innapropriate things just to see people's reactions. I think average or "normal" is overated and that being ordinary is one of the worst disservices a person can do themselves. I crank this out, much like a redneck cooks up a loved batch of meth in the bathroom of his trailer. Enjoy... it will be just as addictive, like meth, only you get to keep your teeth!
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11 comments:
Wow, that's like two days in a row, come off the booze wagon did we?
Oh Man!! Don't remind me about masturbation with a potato peeler! That was so not a good idea...
What kind of potato peeler?
The hand-held one, or the one that you slide the potato across and can make little julienne french fries?
I just made myself throw up a little bit.
it ALWAYS devolves into boobies...
you want to see akick ass potato peeler?? Head on over to my website where I just posted about the greatest potato peeler seller in the world !!
I didn't vote for these same reasons. While Obama may have the makings of a great Prez....they are both figureheads of a two headed serpent with the same body. A choice between two people put forth by two parties is not a 'choice' per sae. We are forced to chose between what others have offered us....not choose the candidate we WANT. America does not like that sort of Democracy.
Just stay away from the electric peelers...
Fembots? Talk about a fantasy blast from the past along with the Bionic Woman. Always thought Lindsey Wagner would have been a great lay.
What, no ILLUSTRATIONS?
Dude, the side of sodomy is KEY!!!
What would a party girl drunk know about socialism and fascism?
No one minds a little socialism, as long as it's pointed their way.
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