Last night started out with a bang, when I found out on the way to bowling you aren’t supposed to text while going 15 miles over the speed limit. But since I don’t look gross, the cop was nice and was like “instead of a ticket, I’m going to give you a stern talking to.” Well thanks; boy O boy did I learn my lesson! Like most #skark events, the night ended with drama, and amazingly enough I was not at the center of it this time. It was a nice departure.
Anyway, so back to my Florida trip, on the 4th of July I saw my dad and some of the firemen I grew up with at his station. Then my bestest friend since middle school, Gay Mike aka Poodles, threw a party at his apartment. With fireworks, pharmaceuticals, booze, and enough homosexuals to fill up a Pier 1 we had a blast, literally. We aren’t sure if the apt place turned the sprinklers on because of the commotion we were making or if was on a timer, but either way we were angrier than a stripper with a C section. Maybe they should’ve kept the sprinklers on and then we wouldn’t have blown a hole in the chair. Oops!
seriously!
About Me
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Minneapolis, MN, United States
- People either hate me or love me, there is no in between. Most people love me and find me entertaining at the very least. I can drink an exceptional amount of booze and bring legitimate good times wherever I go. Sometimes I like to say innapropriate things just to see people's reactions. I think average or "normal" is overated and that being ordinary is one of the worst disservices a person can do themselves. I crank this out, much like a redneck cooks up a loved batch of meth in the bathroom of his trailer. Enjoy... it will be just as addictive, like meth, only you get to keep your teeth!
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15 comments:
The first time I saw someone texting and driving I knew then why they were going 55 on the sidewalk.
Ummmm ... you shouldn't be texting and driving the speed limit either *wink*
Textiing @nd driving isnt that bad Im doing it rightnow on tha highwayand its not that dangero#@$%%66
(in lieu of flowers, please send donations to MATD (Mothers Against Texting and Driving))
Oh there are so many times CockMaster didn't get pulled over while I gave him head.
There's the first time for something.
You think driving while texting is hard, you should try driving while beating off. That's even worse.
And the ticket for driving while beating off carries such negative connotations.
You were only driving 15 mph over the speed limit? Very responsible of you to slow down while texting like that.
Wow, is the a Buttefly Bush?
Frolicking is an underrated activity.
I need to get on that!
I love me some pharmaceuticals mixed with booze. That always makes for a good time.
So that's where you get your hotness from! your dad's hot,
T-bird! you may not wanna hear that cuz he be yo' daddy and all, but it is what it is! :)
I love all these pics! awesome indeed!
I have to agree with Katie. Sparklers make any night funner.
Why does it always have to be the females that get out of the tickets....
That's gender profiling, right?
Well, I'm saying it is.
awesome awesome pictures.
thats a wild rule about texting 15 miles over the speed limit... here in NY you cannot text in a moving car AT ALL, regardless about speed limit..
malach: i am shocked you were the only one to notice (or maybe jut the only one to comment) on the ganga.
to everyone else: i was also putting on lip gloss and singing some creedence clearwater revival while texting and speeding. as for the speeding, they wouldnt make v6 or v8's if you werent supposed to drive fast.
Holy shit your dad's stach is HUGE!
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