Thursday, June 5, 2008

A Brave New World (of drinking)

While reading the news today, I literally got a little wet when I saw this story. See, when a person lives in a place that is colder than an Eskimo’s dick for the majority of the year, they tend to drink at home considerably more than those who live in more accommodating climates. This is not the case for me, as I go out frequently. Anyway, the idea of a delivery beer man still appeals to me. Especially if he was hot (I can see the pornos now, “what would you like for a tip, Mr BeerMan?”)


It’s a fairly reasonably priced service too, but unfortunately with the raising of gas prices, that will change. This is also a fanfuckingtastic idea because with beer being delivered, there is less of a chance of DUI’s, and other bad times that can come with non-professional (AKA non-home) drinking.


There should be more places doing this. Granted, the area they are doing it in, Duluth, is a shitty, barren, funless place, BUT I think even in the cities it would still do well. They could even have the delivery truck play fun music like ice cream trucks do. I’m thinking it could be Bare Naked Ladies “Alcohol” song or maybe “Drunken Lullabies" by Flogging Molly (see video down below). Either way, I could see a parade of big-gutted men following the beer truck down the street like the pied piper.


16 comments:

Baba Doodlius said...

No, the truck should play "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw" - they'd do a whole lot more business that way.

Just Sayin' said...

That's flippin' awesome! Although not really new. My drug dealer... Ummm I mean most drug dealers have been doing that for years.

I know this guy Francisco... His friends call him Cisco but I wouldn't call him that because it's not like I'm a regular customer of his or anything. Anyway... I've heard that if you call him up and say... "Hey Cisco bring some weed... Or an eight ball... Or some ecstacy... Or some acid" He will! Not only that, you can ask him to stop off at the liquor store on his way over, and if you're buying enough... He usually will.

Not that I would know from personal experience or anything...

I'm just sayin'...

B.E. Earl said...

The beer should be delivered by bikini-clad young ladies. And they should do a little boobie dance when they come to the door.

Ooops...I just came a little.

Mike said...

Why don't you start the service?

I'll order beer from you, AND give you a tip.

C.Rag said...

I'm all about everything being delivered to me, porn, milk, beer, hot chicks...

Jay said...

Maybe they could expand their service and deliver pitchers of frozen margaritas too? I think there would be a really good market for those.

Mike said...

I agree completely with C.Rag. All but the milk. I don't like milk.

AngryMan said...

They should play Drink and Fight.

moooooog35 said...

Most men already have home delivery.

"Go get me a beer, bitch!"

See?

Leighann said...

Meals on Wheels and beer delivery.... you won't need to leave your house!

harx said...

You bastards up North have all the cool stuff.

When it's 105 degrees around here we're just as motivated to hide inside, but we don't have any beer deliveries.

: - (

Malach the Merciless said...

Hey around here we have Crack Delivery Trucks

muse said...

Just think what that could do for a redneck yacht club.

katie said...

ahh, what a perfect idea, T-Bird. I can't think of anything better!

You have a great week, darlin'! :)

Slyde said...

i think the beer-dude is an outstanding idea.

especially if he's super hunky, like you said?

fuck, did i just type that?

catscratch diva said...

Amazing and wonderful! We have ragin all nighters at our pad in which everybody drinks everything, and is perfectly intoxicated, but wants more after the last drop haen drunk (drinked, drank)...

Which leaves us footin for the convenient store at 1 am. Boo.