Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Robocop, Tater Tots, and a Recipe

My bad about the weekend recap taking so long to get out, but this week I'm in the middle of moving and also getting ready to go to Fla next week, not to mention I left my camera at Craig's house when I was drunk (shockingly enough!).

Friday I first met the gays at The Eagle, where I saw a lesbian that looked like Harry Potter, a black midget (no, he dissapeared in the crowd before I could pick him up and sprint away with him), and a Pirate that spit a lot when he talked.

After that was a bbq at Bill Skark's house. I brought some ribs that were so awesomely marinated, they ripped a hole in the universal curtain of "awesome." Amy and I were considering running through the sprinklers scantily clad on the golf course he lives in , but unfortunately 1. weren't paying attention the first time the sprinklers turned on 2. were taking a 2 hr "nap" the second time they came on.

After the nap at 6 am we ate some leftover ribs and drank more rasp. lemonade-vodka and watched Robocop. Somewhere during the movie we toook another nap, and woke up ready for Uptown Bar tater tots and screwdrivers/bloody mary's. Helluva way to start your Saturday!

Sunday it was Craig's birthday, and the gays threw an a fanfuckingtastic party, despite the intermittant rain. But hey, I look great in a wet t shirt anyway. We were solidly entertained by the ghetto couple across the street having a domestic dispute. She locked him out, but then kept opening the door to throw a handful of ice at him. Their reconcillation after 15 min took away our amusement.

I made Mojito Jello shots; last time I made them, you greedy bastards wanted my recipe. Here it is in all of it's glory. If the steam doesnt burn your eyes, you're doing it wrong.

Mockingbird Mojito Jello Shotz
  • Boil ALMOST a cup of water, the rest of the cup being taken up by lime juice and mint extract (dont use real mint leaves, when they boil they turn brown and look like dogshit)

  • Add a package of lime jello and 2 tablespoons of sugar. STIR of course

  • Turn off heat and add 1 cup of light rum.

YOU'RE IN BUSINESS CHAMP! (watch out, they sneak up on you like a paternity suit)

27 comments:

The Doggy Did It said...

Oooh, thanks for the recipe!! I am going to have to try those. Well as soon as I can drink again.

lotus07 said...

Always with the promise runing through sprinklers in a tight t-shirt....but you never deliver.....YOU BITCH!!!!

Leighann said...

You always manage to find the most amazing people to take pics with!

moooooog35 said...

Rule #72 in the Pirate Handbook: No patch, no pirate.

Rule #113 in the Pirate Handbook: You can't be a pirate if you go to LensCrafters.

Poser.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

fook me...I love your blog and babe...rock.

I want to party with you...you sound like lots of fun. Screwdrivers and bloody marys is a fab way to start a Saturday.

I was going to ask for your mojito jello shotz recipe and there it was...yay!

Have a fab day babe. Ciao

Jon said...

How the hell can you sleep during Robocop?

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Dare I say what the pirate with one eye that spits alot is?

Slyde said...

would it be immature of me to say that i think that pirate looks suspicisouly like earl?

Jay said...

You know, when I try to get a picture with "unique" people that I see around town or at a bar they go running for the cops. But, they're always willing to take a pic with you. That's so unfair. It must be how sweet and charming you are to them. Or your spectacular rack. It could go either way really. ;-)

Watching others have a domestic dispute is always quality entertainment. As long as they are just screaming at each other and throwing things. If the dude hits the chick, then that means I get to grab my baseball bat and pound him.

Mike said...

That old guy looks like he wants to have a "nap" with you too.

C.Rag said...

Moooog is black?

Mike is a pirate?

Mike said...

Hey dammit. Google sent me here because I typed in pictures scantily clad Tequila Mockingbird running through a sprinkler.

I feel gypped.

Malach the Merciless said...

Wow, that guy must get a lot of job interviews with that look.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Oh YUM! Thanks for the recipe! Watch out...drunk lesbians on the way!

AngryMan said...

Hell yeah Robocop!

kazzy83 said...

I'm confused by the location of the bbq. Bill doesn't live on a golf course (or in as you stated) it's like half a mile down the road, and it's not a course it's a driving range... unless this is a different bill, but the bill I'm thinking of is not skark, he is associated with skark, but skark is in richfield :P It's a landmark, not a nickname.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

kazzy: well, he lives in tealwood, which is like right by a golf course. rather than explain that (because i do not like lengthy posts) i figured i would just state it as such. secondly, as i'm sure you can imagine, i know all about skark and what it means. because i know two bills that i both hung out with that weekend (bill the gay and bill skark) i felt it was easier to distinguish them that way. as you know me in real life, you know i give people nicknames so as to not put their real shit on the blog OR to just give them nicknames to distinguish them.

definitely let me know if you have any other questions or contentions with my blog.

"THE" Bill! said...

To Clarify. It's a 9 hole course. Plus Driving Range. And I stare at it through my window. I walk outside ~40 feet to a fence which I could climb to get into the course. ... Just saying.

The Manic Street Preacher said...

I asked for one in a local pub. I am now banned for being a loony.

Your fault ;-)

Crap pub anyway....

billymac said...

that dude looks like my dad...

kazzy83 said...

It has a course? I honestly didn't think it did. I've only ever been to/seen the driving range. My bad, no need to get defensive.

Baba Doodlius said...

Thanks for the recipe. But I prefer my MMJS's shaken, not stirred.

Hopper said...

yada yada yada... didn't even read the post... but have a joke for you all the same:


It's Halloween. A kid walks up to a house dressed up like a pirate and knocks on the door. An old lady answers. "Trick or treat!" he says. "Oh my, your a pirate," she says, "How sweet you look. Where are your buccaneers?" The kid looks at her all confused like and after a moment replies, "They're under my buckin' hat!"

gotta love it... only remember you from the dumpster full of dicks comment from a couple months back... trying to make some enemies!!!

Beach Bum said...

If only my vacation to Florida had been a couple of weeks later.

Malicious Intent said...

How come every time I read your blog I get a stomach ache like a hole is being burned into my stomach!
(looking for a bottle of tums.)

Honestly girl, I don't know how you do it. I would die...really I would.

Well, if you can do it and have fun.....go for it!

muse said...

WooHoo! Hello my name is Muse(aka greedy bastard) and I am a jelloshotholic-it has been 2 weeks since my last shot.

Open Up the Jello Shot Recipe Exchane:
Cherry Coke Jello Shots
Use 1 large pkg Cherry Jello
Stir in 1 and 1/2 cups of boiling water and dissolve gelatin
Next add 1 cup of light rum
and
1 1/2 cups of coke

Shoot the bastards down and puke em later!

Meghan said...

Thanks for the recipe. Let the hijinks ensue!