Sunday, June 15, 2008

No Title Can Possibly Do This Justice

Saturday Lego's friends from Iowa came over (sure as hell beats drowning in their flooded state!), so we showed them St Paul. Keeping in mind they had read me and heard stories about me, but I'm not sure ANYTHING can really ever prepare a person for me. I think they assumed it was mostly exaggeration surrounding me; hmmm not quite!

Anyway, first stop was the Liffey, where the boys were attacked by a group of cougars out for a bachelorette thing. Too bad none of them were hot and were trying entirely too hard to be "naughty." It was sad really, and they smelled of Oil of Olay anti-wrinkle cream and barely surviving hopes.

On another disturbing note, we saw this guy with his gym-teacher-with-balls-hanging-out-of-his-short-shorts.

Awesomely enough, we found someone had left a flowery, frilly umbrella underneath the bar. So, on the walk to the McGoverns, I twirled it around like Mary Poppins and had a blast with it. Here is Andy and I with it, WHEeeeee! This was before I hit a pole with it and it broke. Oops.

At McGovern's, there was some Coldplay-ish band playing. Which of course made me feel compelled to start yelling "PLAaaaaaay SLAYER!!!;" those two bands couldn't possibly more dissimilar, so as you can imagine, they did not play any Slayer for me, however, they did keep telling me they would in a couple songs.

After saving some random girl with HUGE cans (seriously, I shit you not.. they mine look small) from having to dance with this gross old man, we started dancing, which somehow lead to making out. Funny how that happened. Her girlfriend was not amused, Legos and his friends were delighted. Sorry about the poor quality of pictures. All four of the boys have promised to ALWAYS carry digital cameras on them, instead of relying solely on blackberries.


B.E. Earl said...

I can see your friend with the huge rack in that picture, but you look like one of those pictures that people claim are ghosts.

You aren't a ghost, are you?

Anonymous said...

woohoooooooo!! T-Bird! that is too hot, girl. Sounds like you had a wild and fun weekend. i always love hearing about them.

Have a great week! :)

AngryMan said...

No video?

C.Rag said...

God(s) want(s) you to be a lesbian.
We need more lipstick lesbians.

RockDog said...

That is some sweet weekend action! RockDog thanx you for the wood that I now have. You ROCK!

Jay said...

"It was sad really, and they smelled of Oil of Olay anti-wrinkle cream and barely surviving hopes."

That's hot!

Don't worry about the pics being dark. That's what photoshop was made for.

I agree with Angryman .... consider video in the future. ;-)

Beach Bum said...

More pictures of you and the girl with huge cans making out. That one picture was smoking hot.

Malach the Merciless said...

Good luck with that.

Mike said...

Okay. Great picture of you and some random chick making out, but where are the pictures of her cans?

Where are the pictures of your cans for that matter?

God Dammit. I demand cans.

And more making out.

Tink said...

This post alone is going to make your popularity soar, girl. ;)

harx said...

WTF is up with putting the lezzy shot at the end of the post?


Warped Mind of Ron said...

Just what I needed as a little pick me up.. hee hee in the middle of a work day. Nice!

catscratch diva said...

Umbrellas are fun and makeout sessions usually start out all innocent. Cool, huh?

Mike said...

Rename this post to kissing lesbians and you'll get TRAFFFFIIIICCC


Fucking hot.

moooooog35 said...

I'm taking Mike's advice and renaming all my posts "Kissing Lesbians."

The people will be pissed when they get to my site, but fuck 'em.

Meghan said...

Any good weekend should have jugs. Full of beer, or otherwise.

Roland Hulme said...

Officially the hottest thing ever.

I'm off to take a cold shower in liquid nitrogen.

PracticallyJoe said...

Thanks ... you just saved me one little blue pill.

Anonymous said...

Good thing I have a glass of tea in front of me.

Will help cool me off.

WOW!!!! Hot!Hot!Hot!

Saggy ball guy in the '70's gym shorts,not so much.

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