Sunday, May 11, 2008

Jello Shots For AIDS!

Once again, it's another weekend-O-debauchery post from me. I don't particularly like doing only drunken shenanigan posts (I prefer to break them up a little with some scornful rantings), but I've been busy with work and I know that's all you bastards come here for anyway (that and the possibility I might post a topless pic).

Friday I was driven to drink early after getting
the most expensive picture taken. I saw a guy in a lobster hat, so naturally, I wanted a picture with it. Unfortunately, the guy took this as an opportunity to tell me about how his brain aneurysm brought him a relationship with The Lord. Fun stuff, too bad Legos and I are both staunch atheists. We ended what seemed like a jamillion year long conversation with letting him know about Cthulhu's love.

Anyway, so by the time we got to Speedracer at the Imax theatre, I was solidly shitcanned. A few factors led me to my next move; once I realized how campy the movie was (and I would NOT be seeing
Christina Ricci's boobs), added to the fact I had never seen the cartoon (thus had no appreciation for it) I decided to have a bit of a nap. It sure beats having seizures like Japanese kids.

Saturday the gays threw an 80's themed party. It was partially Bill's birthday, and partially to raise money for the AIDS walk that they are doing next weekend. I made jello shots that we sold; our slogan was: "Shlurp for a cure." When Timmy caught me stealing jello shots, he told me that it was my fault there wasn't a cure yet. Here he is as a bearded
Marty McFly:
We had a raffle too, one of the super sweet things that was being raffled off was this cape. Fortunately, Bill won it, so it will stay in the family and he said he now plans to wear it to pride.
There was a kissing booth, which they forced me into, even though the majority of the people there were gay guys.

I think my outfit was definitely "win". The gold stretch pants with stirrups were the pinnacle of 80's awesomeness. I had to modify the neon ball-bustin' blazer with extra shoulder pads I ripped out of another blazer at Savers. Fuck them, I did them a favor, getting rid of those. I topped off my outfit with gold bangles, gellies (christ, apparently they are coming back in style, and I felt like a giant tool buying them at Urban Outfitters yesterday) and teasing the fuck out of my hair and then adding a side ponytail. I think I looked cute enough to spank the "facts of life" out of. Thanks to Chelsea's craftyness, there was a sweet cigarette-girl tray to sell my jello shots in. Nothing like a good cause to make boozing seem like an even better idea!

36 comments:

Sparkling Red said...

Great scrunchie!

katie said...

oh T-Bird! great cause, indeed! you look fabulous as always. two snaps in a circle, guuuuurl. cuz you gots it going on.

and damn, those jello shots have made me thirsty.

Glad you had fun and raised awareness for a great cause as well!! You rock, man.

RockDog said...

Is it weird, sad, or exciting that I got some stiffness with you in your 80's garb???

Rock ON!

C.Rag said...

If Jesus saves me, I'll get a lobster hat too!

Mike said...

We can't cure Aids here in America until after we cure it in Africa first. What the fuck's wrong with you?

Seriously though, aside from my hatred of America spending tons of money on shit overseas that does us absolutely no fucking good, you did a good thing for a great cause.

Jay said...

Thank God you warned me that I won't get to see Christina Ricci's boobs in Speed Racer before I paid money to see that movie. I'll just watch it online for free now. ;-)

Way to get drunk for a good cause!

Malach the Merciless said...

I love Wednesday Addams

muse said...

Looks like a great time and your outfit was so retrofab!

CarmenSinCity said...

Yay! 80's themed parties rock. Gay guys do too!!

CarmenSinCity said...

Love those gold lame' pants too.

Mike said...

Sorry, after Christina Ricci's boobs I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the post.

She has absolutely beautiful magnificent knockers!


mmmmmmm Christina Ricci fun bags... mmmm

harx said...

No boobs from you or Christina Ricci? What kind of crap post is this???

The Manic Street Preacher said...

Christina Ricci's boobs have had a worrying effect on me...

...as have your gold lame pants...

AngryMan said...

Where was that topless pic you talked about in the start of the post?

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Wow... I got to the end of the post and again was disappointed in the lack of boobage. I thought you were posting nekid pics at some point, I'm pretty sure you almost promised at some point... I'll try to stop crying now, (sniffle) because people in my office are looking over at me strangely.

billymac said...

man, my last comment crashed my pc...

anyway, how punky brewster of you... i'm still waiting for some TM funbag goodness...

Malicious Intent said...

Fun times, love the shirt. Dunno, the hair was still not right. Needed more Aqua Net Hair Spray and about 6 more inches of height.
Not bad though, not bad at all.

Meghan said...

That outfit is totally tubular. Extreme to the max.

AngryGinger said...

I don't mean to be a crying baby, but I have been in Titty Withdraw.

captain corky said...

I look forward to tomorrow's post, cause I know it's going to be the day when you show it all! ;)

Slyde said...

you slept thru speed racer?

believe me, you got the most out of your money with that piece of crap...

Hungry Mother said...

I got here by Googling "topless pics." Oh well, I like reading about Jello shots, too.

Baba Doodlius said...

They could get a whole lot more people to go to church if they handed out free lobster hats to the first 200 people.

lotus07 said...

The more I read, the more folks keep panning speed racer. That sucks, I had high hopes for that movie. The last straw is No Christina Ricci Boobage.

Tink said...

Omg, what the hell is up with 80's theme parties? I barely remember the 80's! I was like, seven when they ended. Hoop's boss is having an 80's party on Saturday and I have no idea what to wear. All I can think of as a role model is Jem or SheRa.

Colonel Colonel said...

Even more people would go to church if they gave out jello shots.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

rockdog: perfectly understandable!

c.rag: at least one good thing would come of that.

Mike: entirely agree. and thanx.

Malach: who's on third? you remind me of my senile grandad. we'd be talking and all of the sudden he'd just start talking about weasels or the price of candy in the 40's.

Manic: they werent gold lame.. they were kind of scratchy stirrup pants

Malicious: i did my best.

Meghan: TOTALLY! FOR SURE!

Capt: of course!

Slyde: i'm certainly not ruing my decision.

BabA: agreed.

TINK: OMG I LOVED JEM!

Colonel: true, but i only make jello shots for GOOD causes.

Bruce, a work in progress said...

You in a kissing booth? I think I would've had to make a couple ATM runs. You know, to donate to a good cause and all. ;-)

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