Friday, May 16, 2008

Want to Kick Some Trains?

Today after cake for breakfast, I don’t exactly have the energy to write something of my usual caliber of awesomeness, so I’ll fall back on a meme. It’s the initial meme, where I use the first letter of my name to answer these questions. Feel free to do it, or don’t do it and live with the shame and regret forever of letting it pass you by.

  • FAMOUS SINGER: Cobain, Kurt

  • FOUR LETTER WORD: Cock

  • COLOR: Cobalt Blue

  • GIFTS/PRESENTS: Conga CD for a party

  • THINGS IN A SOUVENIR SHOP: Conch Shell

  • BOY’S NAME: Clint

  • GIRL’S NAME: Cheetara

  • MOVIE TITLE: “Captain Cunniligus and the Crazy Redheads”

  • DRINK: Cinnamon Schnapps

  • OCCUPATION: Cowboy of Space

  • CELEBRITY: Chuck Norris

  • MAGAZINE: Club

  • U.S. CITY: Clearwater Beach, Fla (when I lived in fla, I used to party and do wet t shirt contests there)

  • PRO SPORTS: UFC

  • FRUIT: Cantaloupes (like my boobs)

  • REASONS FOR BEING LATE FOR WORK: Cunts driving like shit

  • SOMETHING YOU THROW AWAY: Coupons

  • THINGS YOU SHOUT:CUMMING MMmmm, oh yess arrrrrrrgAAaahhh!!!”

  • CARTOON CHARACTER: Captain Planet

  • Car: Conversion Van that looks like it probably has a rapist inside.

Well I hope you all have a great weekend. I leave you with this disturbing screen shot from craigslist. Brings to mind a lot of “WHAT THE FUCKING HELL” questions to mind.

20 comments:

Hungry Mother said...

Clearwater Beach is a good place for sun, surf, and sights. During the winter, it's 10 degrees colder than Naples, where the lady wearing the thong is probably 80.

Leighann said...

You damn meme-er!

Okay fine, here's mine.... I'm posting it in your comments because I'm an asshole like that and like to take up a lot of room!

FAMOUS SINGER: Liberace (did he sing?)
FOUR LETTER WORD: Lick
COLOR: Lilac
GIFT: Lick me somewhere warm
SOUVENIR: Little spoons
BOY NAME: Luke
GIRL NAME: Layla
MOVIE: Last Holiday
DRINK: Lemon Drop
OCCUPATION: Licker
CELEBRITY: Layla Maloney
MAGAZINE: Lifestyle
CITY: Lincoln, Nebraska
PRO SPORT: Licking (shut up, it counts)
FRUIT: Lime
LATE: Lasted longer than 5 minutes
THROW AWAY: Lingerie after it gets ripped
SHOUT: LEFT! MOVE TO THE LEFT!
CARTOON: Linus
CAR: Lexus

B.E. Earl said...

That's the first Craig's list ad I've ever wanted to respond to.

But he would probably cut off my head and wear it as a conductor's hat after I was done "godzilla-ing" his train set.

Still...

Baba Doodlius said...

Yes, gotta love Craigslist. "Mutual touching... but I'm not gay." Wonderful.

Seniorita said...

Will you give me some free imititation crab meat after we kick the trains?

billymac said...

that guy is my new fucking hero... non-gay touching, crab-meat, and monster train set crashing until 4AM or until the freak gets tired... i love craig's list.

Jay said...

I've never heard of Club Magazine.

Okay, maybe I have. ;-)

Are there any videos online of the wet t-shirt contests from back in the day?? Just asking.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

hungry: i just got tix to go back to fla. i'm psyched. will be hitting clearwater beach.

leighann:NIiiiice four letter word...

Earl: dont forget, he'd wear your skin too.

Baba: yeah, mutual touching, totally hetero activity.

Senorita: totally.

Billymac: youd dig www.4chan.org too... very fucked up.

Jay: not that i know of.

buffalodickdy said...

Interesting answers! That must have been you I heard shouting last night... couldn't make out the words...

CarmenSinCity said...

I love cake! Cake for breakfast is even better.

Malach the Merciless said...

I think I work with that guy

katie said...

gawd, u are a trip! fabulous meme!i may have to do this one myself. but K is a very hard letter! like i would wanna use the word "cock" too-i mean, same sound and all. but damnit all-different letter!!! so it wouldn't work!!! i do know that the girl's name would be Kaneesha so i gots that one covered.

Hope your weekend's been great, T-Bird!

C.Rag said...

Damn that philly guy only wants males!

That's not fair I want to touch his model trains.

muse said...

Did you notice the copyright? topbun.com-of course...why not?

The Manic Street Preacher said...

With a four letter word like that how can I resist?????

Gimme a sex....sec....whatever...

The Manic Street Preacher said...

FAMOUS SINGER: Neil (from The Young Ones - if you've never seen it don't ask. Brilliant)

FOUR LETTER WORD: Nuptuals

COLOR: Neon (is that a colour?)

GIFT: Nachos - all over your body..

SOUVENIR: Nuts - of your choice

BOY NAME: Neil - can't beat it

GIRL NAME: Nephatiti - how the fuck do I know?

MOVIE: Necromancer - can't remember fuck all about it mind you

DRINK: nnnnnn...vodka - alright I'm cheating

OCCUPATION: Numpty (It's an English thing....)

CELEBRITY: Norman Bates

MAGAZINE: New Musical Express

CITY: Nancy ( I think it's in France or some'at like that)

PRO SPORT: Nobbing...It's a sport to me...

FRUIT: Bananana - well? It's got lots of 'n's in it

LATE: Never late always early....oops...

THROW AWAY: Nutcrackers. Hate the fuckin things.

SHOUT: Nearly came there babe !

CARTOON: Oh for fucks sake...

CAR: nearly got four wheels?

Mike said...

I saw this post on Friday and I was going to comment then but I got distracted. I had a great comment but now I can't remember it.

It sucks to be old.

I agree. Nice Melons.

TED VELVET said...

that guy's crab meat sucked and he's but I did get to kick the fuck out of his trains. I went all godzilla on their asses and then he did the same to me. He's wayyyyy gay.

Creepy said...

Mutual touching, destroying his child's train set and all the imitation crab meat you can carry... damn, just when I went off the market!

Preposterous Ponderings said...

I think we should get one of the blogger dudes to respond to that guys ad and then post pictures of his experience.

Volunteers anyone?