Tuesday, May 27, 2008

A Memorial Day To Remember

This weekend is much like my penis if I had one-- long and full of fun. Friday I made the mistake of taking a nap after 2-for-1's on Stella's rooftop, and combined with the lack of sleep from bowling late into the night on Thurs, I didnt manage to wake up for a round 2 with Landon. Saturday we watched the other two Indiana Jones' movies and then took the flasks to see the new one. Eh; it could've been better, but honestly a bad Indiana Jones' movie is better than most movies in general.

Sunday was skark's bbq, where I brought my crowning achievement in jello shot making, Mojito Jello Shots. They were a raging success, as was my lemon pepper blacktip shark my Dad sent up from Florida (he does fishing charters there). Suprisingly, no one got hurt despite juggling and Spam climbing up on the neighbors roof like fucking Spiderman to get the cat down. Later, he would grab a bottle of Stoli, and run around without his pants, screaming "STOOOOOOOOLIIIII-NAAAAAAACHAAAAAaa!!!" I didnt leave until 6 am, after a refreshing nap on the hammock I passed out on. A special thanks goes out to whomever gave me a blanket!

There's really no rest for the wicked, and Monday afternoon one of the gays, Craig, threw a party full of margaritas and delicious looking men. I brought a watermelon that had been soaking in vodka (note: it takes about three days... it's not really a spur of the moment type of boozing). Here's me with Hector, who is rumored to have a huge dong. More pics to follow.

The after-party at Bill and Timmy's house was where good times really rolled. The last thing I remember was stomping around with a bottle of Korbel, calling myself a champagne pirate. Unfortunately I woke up with a sore hip, a rug burn on my elbow and missing a shoe. I guess these are just the prices one must pay for a weekend of greatness!

23 comments:

harx said...

Rug burn on your elbow???

Lame.

If it's not down the back or ass area I don't want to hear about it (well, maybe on the knees too...)

moooooog35 said...

Armand DOES have a huge dong.

If you look closely at the picture, you can see that it's holding a beer.

Leighann said...

More pics to come later.... of Armand's huge dong I hope!!

Hey Harx, the rug burn on the elbow could be interesting.... think about it!

Mike said...

Rugburn eh?

Hopefully you remember insisting Armand wear a condom.... or a grocery bag, whatever fits better ;)

Tequila Mockingbird said...

harx: i think i fell down. i dunno. i'm still waiting for more pix to help me put the peices together.

moog: see, i knew all of the homos were right.

leighann: unfortunately no, it wasnt that kind of rugburn.

mike: dude. they were gay. i dont have nearly enough cock and balls for teh gays to fuck me.

Hungry Mother said...

Good to see that winter is over there.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

What?! You don't remember me giving you the blanket? Seriously after bumping into you wandering around that neighborhood and all the things we did together you forgot me?! My feelings are beyond hurt right now!

AngryMan said...

You wouldn't want a penis, what you'd want is a hot lesbian lover.

lotus07 said...

I would pay good money to see any video of how the sore hip, rug burn and lost shoe came about.....GOOD MONEY I tell you...I ain't talking about quarters here!

Jay said...

I keep thinking that you should set up some webcams for the rest of us to enjoy a virtual party with you. Or at least security cameras so it will all be on tape. Just as long as nobody ever gives the tape to the cops!

Maybe you could even charge for access to the cyber party? Not charge me of course, cause it was my idea, but other people. ;-)

Dana said...

At least you didn't have bruises on your forehead!

B.E. Earl said...

I spent my Memorial Day weekend with the gays too!

There was not, however, any pirate-related activities. We have to hold the gay line someplace! ;)

katie said...

god, you had me at the first line of this post, T-bird. Absolute brilliant comparison you made there! I love it!

Love the picture! you are so dadgum cute, girl! glad you had a fun weekend. :)

Beach Bum said...

I agree with leighann, a sore hip and a rug burn on the elbow? Damn interesting, my sick mind is playing out different positions wondering.

Malach the Merciless said...

Did you find your liver, I mailed it back after it wandered here to the East Coast

Mike said...

Now if only you would have told us you woke up with a sore ass, then we would know Armand had a huge dong.

captain corky said...

I had a pretty good weekend too except for the ting, but on Saturday night I had some mighty dandy NC moonshine. Yum.

Colonel Colonel said...

No midgets?

Slyde said...

i had a compeltely offensive joke about how my weekend was like MY penis, too, but i just at the last minute decided to not be vulgar and throw it out the window...

i think i made the wrong choice....

billymac said...

watermelon soaked in vodka for 3 days? other than drinking it, it sounds like a wicked weapon if you light it on fire and throw it at somebody.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

I'm in love with Armand!

Where's the dong pictures?

CarmenSinCity said...

Long weekends are the BEST! Thankfully it's Friday again. Have a good weekend.

muse said...

I am somewhat a jello shot chef myself...do share that recipe, please.

Here is one of our favs from M day.
Watermelon Fusion Jello (4oz)
1/2 cup parrot bay coconut rum
1/4 cup of bacardi limon
1 1/4 cups of boiling water
Yum!!!!