So, I had a blast on Memorial Day, but unfortunately, I didnt quite remember all of it. Thanks to Chelsea, I now have pictures to forever memorialize the after-party with the gays. Notice the progression of the evening. I still dont know when I managed to lose my shoe, but the falling down does explain the rug burn I woke up with on my elbow. Have a good weekend folks!
seriously!
About Me
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Minneapolis, MN, United States
- People either hate me or love me, there is no in between. Most people love me and find me entertaining at the very least. I can drink an exceptional amount of booze and bring legitimate good times wherever I go. Sometimes I like to say innapropriate things just to see people's reactions. I think average or "normal" is overated and that being ordinary is one of the worst disservices a person can do themselves. I crank this out, much like a redneck cooks up a loved batch of meth in the bathroom of his trailer. Enjoy... it will be just as addictive, like meth, only you get to keep your teeth!
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15 comments:
I could suck on those melons.
c.rag: INDEED!
Who ordered those two canatalopes with the water melon?
Ok, here's a question.
I think one of those gay men could have sex with you.
Because you are 40% gay yourself right?
So in the right situation, you're gay, and they're gay, so if one of those gay men had sex with you he'd be having sex with a a gay person and it would be ok right?
mike: no. it does not work like that. i dont have nearly enough dick for those boys.
The special olympics shirt was most definitly a WIN!
The glory hole and special olympics shirt made me LOL. Great tits .. PICS .. I said PICS! ;-)
Sweet party... looks like a slow unraveling of sobriety for all concerned. It starts out so sunny and festive and winds up dark and passed out. Like a party at Dante's Inferno...
I must attend one of your debauches...
I so want Timmys number!
Prepon: he's gay. = not interested in women.
I hate fags, english cigarettes piss me off!
I am always in awe in the amount of alcohol you and your friends can consume and still take nice pics. Tell me, what happened when they let go of the wall????
i am fucking memorized by the first pic... your cleav was just getting bigger and bigger and bigger.... gotta go.
That poor, poor violated melon. ;)
fucking AWESOME pictures!
i need to know what someone used to drill that hole in the watermellon by your crotch..
(wow, i never thought i'd write THAT sentence in my lifetime...)
Nothing's more refreshing than some nice melons in the summer.
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