Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Which Came 1st, The Homo or the Republican?

So I heard about it again today…Another republican caught in a homo-erotic sex scandal. This time, it was Bush judicial nominee Robert Somma when he rear-ended another motorist after getting shitfaced at a gay bar. Apparently he was wearing some sexy-time fishnet stockings, and a cocktail dress (well, at least it wasn’t a slutty dancing-whore dress…see, I KNEW he had morals) and had to fish through his purse to get his drivers license.
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With the problems following the republican party, it makes me wonder, do they pick these assholes up in a gay bar before nominating them? With such shining examples as Larry Craig (come one, why in my city? At least George Michael had the decency to keep his
bathroom shenanigans in California), and Mark Foley electronically pedo-feeling up one of his male pages, I don’t get why the Republicans are so anti-homosexual rights. It just reinforces my opinion that the most homophobic people are usually the ones who secretly want to be gay.

Do they think that by denying open homosexuals their rights that it will make the members of their party any less covetous of cock in their ass? But it’s like that riddle ‘which came first, the chicken or the egg..’ where maybe they think if they give homosexuals equal rights that more Republicans will come out of the closet. Hell, I think that there would be less scandals if they could just be open about it.

37 comments:

TED VELVET said...

everything about the GOP is gay, From "trickle down" economics,to being fistally conservative, Reagan's sodomy revolution and John McCain love for the cock in his little hands and mouth. Total queer party, but democrats... Obabma's all about the pussy.

Brian Stanfill said...

C:\Holy Bible> del *.*

Southern Sage said...

Its obvious that not only are the Reps. the party of racial diversity but also of sexual diversity.
Look at the record.

Buzzardbilly said...

What kind of fucking bearded dream bubble must his wife be living in? I'll be damned if I'd be answering the dude's phone after he stretched out my dress and nets and scuffed up my favorite purse.

Buzzardbilly said...

BTW, I think Ted's last after the ellipsis part should be a bumpersticker.

Jay said...

These stories just aren't surprise anymore. It's the part of wide stances and hypocrites.

Beach Bum said...

Being that I live amongst many of the bible thumpers you might be surprised by the number that refuse to listen to these homo stories concerning those who are members of "God's party". I honestly don't know who is worse, the closet homo Republicans who condemn gay people or the undead Republican zombies hordes that walk around scared of what the Democrats might do the moral fiber of the country.
Tequila, thanks for your kind words at my site concerning the passing of my uncle.

B.E. Earl said...

Just because a dude is dressed in a cocktail dress and hosiery and spotted coming out of a gay bar doesn't make him gay, right?

'Cuz I'm gonna have to change my Friday night plans if that's all it takes.

billymac said...

i'm totally with you on the homophobe hypothesis, i've always thought that the biggest homophobes were just really really scared that they may actually be gay themselves... that's why i like to fuck with them every chance i get.

R.E.H. said...

There are some strange people involved in politics... but who didn't already know that?

Which CAME first? Uhm... depends on what you mean by that ;)

AngryMan said...

"Do they think that by denying open homosexuals their rights that it will make the members of their party any less covetous of cock in their ass?"
The answer to that question is obviously yes.

Mike said...

The only thing more satisfying than republicans getting caught being gay is hardcore evangelical christian fundamentalists caught with their cock in some guys ass.

Sweet justice you homophobic twats!

Matt-Man said...

Why can't these GOPers take a cue from Dubya and be open about fucking everybody? Cheers!!

FOUR DINNERS said...

Julian Clary would make a good Pres. Looks very fetching in his pink chiffon outfits. Elton John could be first lady?

Malach the Merciless said...

Not McCain though, he's a REAL MAN!

Preposterous Ponderings said...

No please keep them all in the closet!

I am sick of hearing their bullshit speeches!

Atlas Cerise said...

AngryMan is going to have a really difficult time getting into office once everyone knows he likes a throbbing wiener in his crack.

harx said...

lolz @ "he rear ended a motorist"

Anonymous said...

I think this whole website is Gay! Thats what I think is gay. Its prob. some loser chick in a dark basement writing about the life that is passing her by. I mean seriously who writes about this stuff? I think you need a hug and someone to tell you everything is going to be "ok".

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Anon: HAHAHAHHA. that's fucking hillarious. my first angry comment! that would totally bother me IF any of it were true. either a) youre someone that knows me in real life and is pissed off at me (which is possible, because i am an asshole sometimes) b) you dont know me and dont read the site because if you did, you'd know i definitely have a life. c) you are a closeted homo and this story touched a nerve d) youre some other blogger that is jealous because no one reads your bland and poorly written shit.

no matter which of those are true, you are a retard for continuing to read something you dont like. either way, suck a bag of dicks!

XOXOXO

Anonymous said...

Typical response from someone with no time on their hand. I mean come on I work from home...what is your excuse for being on the computer so much? sad. So maybe you could do the world a favor and jump off a cliff already.

JustYourEverydayAsshole said...

Tequila Mockingbird:
You must have some real deep rooted issues that you feel the need to reply to one angry post with a laundry list of personal insults back. Most people would just ignore and move on, but not you, you must show that your dick is much larger to feel better about yourself. (before you start throwing insults my way, I'm aware you have breasts, but that doesn't mean you aren't hiding a dick in there as well.

Anonymous said...

Well if I had breasts I am sure someone would want to play with mine. Not vomit on them.

Anonymous said...

Well if I had breasts I am sure someone would want to play with mine. Not vomit on them.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Anon/JustAnother: ok, this is the last time i'm going to respond, because HEY guess what, i'm actually at work (and if you notice the time i post 98% of them are during work hours, but hey whatever you need to tell yourself). also, i can tell by your IP address youre the same person... so who REALLY has too much time on their hands? anyway, you seem pretty preoccupied with suicide, which means you've been thinking about it a lot. i think you should stop fighting those urges turn on some alice and chains and wrap that toe around a shotgun trigger.

XOXOX

Landon said...

I love it! The anonymous puss is the same as JustYourEverydayAsshole! What a tool! He should change his name to JustYourEverydayCowardPussTool!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

If a black guy holds up a liquor store, are all blacks criminals?

If a Republican is a deviant gay, are all Republicans?

Doc said...

Hey at least Sen. David Vitter was going to a female prostitute instead of a male....

harx said...

lolololololololollllzzzzz!!!!!11!!1!1!1!!1!!1!

The Republiklans have arrived en masse!

Run for the hills!

Screw 'women and children first', these guys are after male assholes!

Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Personally, I love TM's dick. It's nice.

Mike said...

I never realized until I started blogging that "Anonymous" was synonymous with "asshole." That is the beauty of blogging. You learn something new ever single day.

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Damn, sorry I missed it TM. Is it too late to bash the asshole that was bashing you?
It is clear that Anon hasn't spent much time here. He so unenthusiastically states that he's aware that you have breasts. Show them some respect mister! THOSE are some awesomely bodacious breasts. Jeez. Some people.

Ginormous Boobs said...

I'm flying on a jet plane today. I hope to encounter many Republican perverts in the airports and/or during my travels!

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