So I heard about it again today…Another republican caught in a homo-erotic sex scandal. This time, it was Bush judicial nominee Robert Somma when he rear-ended another motorist after getting shitfaced at a gay bar. Apparently he was wearing some sexy-time fishnet stockings, and a cocktail dress (well, at least it wasn’t a slutty dancing-whore dress…see, I KNEW he had morals) and had to fish through his purse to get his drivers license.
With the problems following the republican party, it makes me wonder, do they pick these assholes up in a gay bar before nominating them? With such shining examples as Larry Craig (come one, why in my city? At least George Michael had the decency to keep his bathroom shenanigans in California), and Mark Foley electronically pedo-feeling up one of his male pages, I don’t get why the Republicans are so anti-homosexual rights. It just reinforces my opinion that the most homophobic people are usually the ones who secretly want to be gay.
Do they think that by denying open homosexuals their rights that it will make the members of their party any less covetous of cock in their ass? But it’s like that riddle ‘which came first, the chicken or the egg..’ where maybe they think if they give homosexuals equal rights that more Republicans will come out of the closet. Hell, I think that there would be less scandals if they could just be open about it.