Good News: I got to go home today an hour early because of snow! HOEEEEE-ray for me! So, when I left, stopped by the liquor store, at 4.40pm I was technically still getting paid!!!!! HOLY TITFUCK! Can't beat that with a stick (not even one with nails in it).
My knee has healed enough where I can hit the elliptical early in the morning to some Rage Against the Machine; I'm sure my neighbors love that shit at 6 am, but FUCK THEM because they have LOUD DISGUSTING SEX at all hours of the day. And it's not like I'm hating on them having the sex (because I like to get laid as much as the next young, liquored up chick), but they are gross looking. If they were super hot, that would be entirely acceptable.
Anyway, I'm rambling, but that's ok, because I am pre-drinking to get ready to go out. So, I leave you all with this (thanks to TheWurx). Be careful folks, you could get it too!