Good News: I got to go home today an hour early because of snow! HOEEEEE-ray for me! So, when I left, stopped by the liquor store, at 4.40pm I was technically still getting paid!!!!! HOLY TITFUCK! Can't beat that with a stick (not even one with nails in it).
My knee has healed enough where I can hit the elliptical early in the morning to some Rage Against the Machine; I'm sure my neighbors love that shit at 6 am, but FUCK THEM because they have LOUD DISGUSTING SEX at all hours of the day. And it's not like I'm hating on them having the sex (because I like to get laid as much as the next young, liquored up chick), but they are gross looking. If they were super hot, that would be entirely acceptable.
Anyway, I'm rambling, but that's ok, because I am pre-drinking to get ready to go out. So, I leave you all with this (thanks to TheWurx). Be careful folks, you could get it too!
seriously!
About Me
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Minneapolis, MN, United States
- People either hate me or love me, there is no in between. Most people love me and find me entertaining at the very least. I can drink an exceptional amount of booze and bring legitimate good times wherever I go. Sometimes I like to say innapropriate things just to see people's reactions. I think average or "normal" is overated and that being ordinary is one of the worst disservices a person can do themselves. I crank this out, much like a redneck cooks up a loved batch of meth in the bathroom of his trailer. Enjoy... it will be just as addictive, like meth, only you get to keep your teeth!
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24 comments:
Please explain the concept of pre-drinking to me. I mean is this a way to get in a little extra drinking?
It's important.
Get back to me ASAP.
I gave cooties to more boys than I can count in my day.
So you have to drink and get drunk before you go out to drink and get drunk?
The sad thing is you can have cooties for a long time and not even know it. It will rot your brain and drive you insane.
I got cooties from your blog
I had cooties when I was in high school so I'm immune to them know, right?
I have this insanely hot 21 year old neighbor and I have no problem imagining her or hearing her having sex.
that's some funny shit. I don't know how, but with all the play grounds I've been on and all the sandboxes, monkey bars, teeter totters, swings and jungle gyms I've shared...somehow I've stayed cootie free. but I wear the ribbon for those that weren't as lucky.
ahhh, too funny! that video is a trip. i got cooties once. it was a bitch to get rid of, man. i still have a few actually. they won't leave me! Oh, Tequila!!!
Pre-drinking! oh, the memories. i used to pre-drink till i was post drunk and passed out on the street. um, i did tell you i went to rehab 3 times didn't i?
have a great weekend!!
I get a cooties shot once a year. It's actually safer and more effective than the flu shot.
I just love a gal who starts drinking at 4:45 PM.
Funny vid.
Do you live in Sweden too? That's the rule over here... pre-drinking. No one goes out unless they are already shit-faced drunk!
Last place I lived at, I had a couple like that living in the apartment below mine. And we were on the same freakin' schedule... I mean, every single night that I went to bed, I had to listen to them having loud obnoxious sex... and they were not a pretty couple I tell you. So I know what you're saying about that ;)
I'm currently serving three to five years for illegally dealing cooties out of the back of my van.
..wait..wait...
..that's crystal meth...not cooties.
Never mind.
You should have loud annoying sex at all times of the day to get your neighbors back!
I'll be over shortly.
Cooties! That's what must be causing that drip!
Ewww ugly people getting freaky totally haunts my dreams. Stop it!
i got cooties in the third grade... i'm a little ashamed, but i liked it. i'm dirty.
My cooties used to pre-drink before having loud disgusting sex in my hair.
I'd like to hear Robin say: "holy titfuck batman!"
Hello!!! English speaker here. WTF is a cootie????
England and America
Seperated by a common language.
Wanna give me a cootie?
I don't care as I don't have a clue WTF it is!!
Huh-huh... you said "titfuck"!
I likes a titfuck.
Stupid kids!
Magic Johnson can give something to worry about too.
I wish my neighbors had loud sex. It is about the closest I am getting lately...
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