Sunday, February 3, 2008

Awake, But Not Quite Up To Par Yet...

Hope this weekend has been treating you sonsofbitches ok. Mine has been going splendidly. More on that tomorrow when I am not so terribly hungover. I know I haven't really acknowleged it, but thanks for all of the fanfuckingtastic awards I've been receiving. It really validates my raging narcissism. I know I'm supposed to pass some of them on, but I probably won't because I dont feel tool-ish enough yet. No worries, I'll get there. So thanks R.E.H., Just Sayin', Hungry Mother, Matt-Man, BuzzardBilly, Quixotic Hierophant, Angryman and anyone else I might have left out. If you people REALLY wanted to please me, you would get me a toothbrush like this:

15 comments:

RockDog said...

Nice tooth brush! The American Made Bristles is what sold me on it!

Rock ON!

R.E.H. said...

RockDog so stole my comment on the bristles... and I thought I was original! ;)

Yeah, I'm kinda hung over today too - last night was wet and wild ;)

Hungry Mother said...

I always fantasized that you hot chicks did something nasty with toothbrushes.

Malach the Merciless said...

Does that also sing my favorite songs?

Jay said...

Very cool tooth brush. Good old American ingenuity there!

AngryMan said...

I've started production.

moooooog35 said...

I have a similar device, but it holds heroin.

..and it doesn't have bristles...or an easy-to-hold grip.

I need to start shopping around for better syringes.

katie said...

your toothbrush is in the mail, my darling Tequila Sunrise......i got a two for one......have a great day, girl!

C.Rag said...

"did something nasty with toothbrushes."

I usually use a toothbrush after sucking dick so my CockMaster won't call me Penis Breath.

billymac said...

You can always rig your phone up to squirt hootch in your mouth when you're talking...

that is a great idea, everybody forget that you read this or i will sue you.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Now if that toothbrush only vibrated you'd be all set!

B.E. Earl said...

Adding booze to any household item is a good idea, but it's hard for me to be objective.

I love booze.

Matt-Man said...

Sweet. Fill it with vodka. Vodka goes well with any flavor of toothpaste. Cheers Tequila!!

Mike said...

I seriously need that toothbrush.

harx said...

The toothbrush is nice and all, but seriously, where the hell do I find a Functional Alcoholic Supercenter near me???

Do they have a web page???