Sunday, February 3, 2008
Awake, But Not Quite Up To Par Yet...
Hope this weekend has been treating you sonsofbitches ok. Mine has been going splendidly. More on that tomorrow when I am not so terribly hungover. I know I haven't really acknowleged it, but thanks for all of the fanfuckingtastic awards I've been receiving. It really validates my raging narcissism. I know I'm supposed to pass some of them on, but I probably won't because I dont feel tool-ish enough yet. No worries, I'll get there. So thanks R.E.H., Just Sayin', Hungry Mother, Matt-Man, BuzzardBilly, Quixotic Hierophant, Angryman and anyone else I might have left out. If you people REALLY wanted to please me, you would get me a toothbrush like this:
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Nice tooth brush! The American Made Bristles is what sold me on it!
Rock ON!
RockDog so stole my comment on the bristles... and I thought I was original! ;)
Yeah, I'm kinda hung over today too - last night was wet and wild ;)
I always fantasized that you hot chicks did something nasty with toothbrushes.
Does that also sing my favorite songs?
Very cool tooth brush. Good old American ingenuity there!
I've started production.
I have a similar device, but it holds heroin.
..and it doesn't have bristles...or an easy-to-hold grip.
I need to start shopping around for better syringes.
your toothbrush is in the mail, my darling Tequila Sunrise......i got a two for one......have a great day, girl!
"did something nasty with toothbrushes."
I usually use a toothbrush after sucking dick so my CockMaster won't call me Penis Breath.
You can always rig your phone up to squirt hootch in your mouth when you're talking...
that is a great idea, everybody forget that you read this or i will sue you.
Now if that toothbrush only vibrated you'd be all set!
Adding booze to any household item is a good idea, but it's hard for me to be objective.
I love booze.
Sweet. Fill it with vodka. Vodka goes well with any flavor of toothpaste. Cheers Tequila!!
I seriously need that toothbrush.
The toothbrush is nice and all, but seriously, where the hell do I find a Functional Alcoholic Supercenter near me???
Do they have a web page???
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