Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Beads, Booze, And Leprechauns!


St. Paddy's day itself was fairly sedate compared to the shenanigans of the weekend (although I did take Tues off, because I was like, who am I kidding?). I went to Keegan's in Dinkytown, which is an ueber cool place for all kinds of reasons including that the wood in their bar was carved in Ireland and shipped over. They also make the best corned beef sandwiches, which is perfect to soak up the Guinness and appletinis that came later. They had a mediocre Irish band playing, and girls did the riverdancing (too bad they weren't hot). I did see this awesome dude, with a jacket that had The Crow on it. It's so bizarre, it might just be bad ass.



So I finally compiled all of the pics from Saturday night. Thanks to everyone who sent them to me. Ok, so here is my wine fridge that sits in my living room (doesn't everyone have one of those??) filled with Guiness. It was sweet; our local liquor store gave us free t shirts and beads on Saturday. I love getting beads without flashing the goods.

This is me doing some quality pre-drinking before we left for the pub crawl, and the carnage of pints began.


Here I am with a wicked action shot. w00t!
This crazy broad was at Green Mill, already shitfaced at like 7ish. She shovedfeathers from her green feather boa into The Novice and Landon's jacket pockets. She was so potent smelling I think my eyes began to water









Here we are (The Novice, Landon, me, and Hart) at Liffeys. We are rockin' the festivity much like Luke Skywalker rocks the force.


















Here's a dude I met (also at Liffeys). He was way short, but not technically a midget. In my Guiness infused rowdyness, I kept calling him a Leprechaun and threatening to thieve his pot of gold. But since I pressed my boobs against him, he was more than happy to take a picture with me. Hell, he probably wouldve wrestled me in lime jello.


I think we might be significantly more intoxicated in this picture. It's just a hunch.







I'm not even 100% sure what bar we are at here, but I'm 110% positive we were having a good time. I hope all of you had as good of a time this St Paddy's Day as I did!

26 comments:

Donovan Walker said...

I see no one has yet made a comment about willingness. so.. *sigh*

I'D wrestle you in lime jello any day! In fact, I used to have fantasies about lime jello. I'd tell them to my under aged friends and we'd eventually end up running off to a kitchen somewhere in search of baggies with magic green powder.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Very nice. You guys sure know how to have a good time.

When I drink, the most exciting thing that ever happens is a video game!

Nice pics, TM.

Colonel Colonel said...

Great pictures. You know, some cameras will take video too...

C.Rag said...

So you the midget was Moooge35?

Scott said...

You are really hot. I hope you realize one day how bad the liquor is for you. I drank heavy for 6 years. It wasn't worth it. Every day of sobriety is great, even though I still crave the crap!

AngryMan said...

You mixed Guiness and appletinis? An homage to Scrubs better have been involved . . .

Mike said...

Hey! Where's the peanut cleavage!

katie said...

ahhhhhh, yeah. good times had by one and all!!! you are surrounded by such handsome men!! u go, girl! oh, T-Bird! and that last picture was a great way to end that post.

Brilliant photos, my dear! Glad you had a great time.

Have a thrilling Thursday!

moooooog35 said...

If you look closely, you can see the advantages to being short.

Head at boob-level.

'nuff said.

This is why I don't wear my lifts or red pumps when I go out.

Anonymous said...

you suck, you suck huge old lady butts! God you suck.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Anonymous (calvin crustitron): youre just pissed you were too busy hitting on dry cougars with sandboxes to get in any of the pix. it's for the best, you look like a sack of smashed assholes

Mike said...

...and a good time was had by all. Even the technically not a midget guy.

B.E. Earl said...

Gotta suck being a wee fellow on St. Patrick's Day.

Except for being at boob level, of course.

FOUR DINNERS said...

You pushed your boobs against a Leprachaun?

Have I ever mentioned that I'm 4 feet 3 and originate from Kerry?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Scott: i felt i shouldnt ignore your comment; thanks for the compliment, and i do understand alcohol isnt so great for aging, BUT i do work out every morning and sometimes at night, drink a ton of water, and eat a bunch of vitamins. i think this evens me out. and yeah, probably when in a few years when i settle down i wont drink as much, but i doubt i'll ever stop drinking entirely. see, i figure it doesnt interfere with my job, my friends/family/people i care about, and i've never got a DUI. once any of those things happen, i would make the move towards sobriety, but until then i will enjoy the booze. thanks for your concern though.

TED VELVET said...

first off, tell Scott the preacher to shut the fuck up,
second, Guinness cans are better than those bottles there's more in them too.

nice midget, I miss my camera

Tink said...

Looking at that last picture makes me FEEL drunk. *Sigh* Alas... Doesn't anyone actually say "alas"? I didn't drink anything on St. Patty's day. I watched Hitman and got nookie instead.

Malach the Merciless said...

See, now I would sung the Frosted Lucky Charms jingle at him

RockDog said...

You mention beads...can you expand on this idea. Like, anal beads or what?

Small people are cool. If I had boobs I would press them on all small people!

Rock ON!

captain corky said...

"In my Guiness infused rowdyness, I kept calling him a Leprechaun and threatening to thieve his pot of gold."

LOL!!!! I think we would have a great time drinking together.

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Mine was significantly more sedate. Ah, those were the days. Looks like you were having a blast. That little guys proves there are significant advantages to being short.

AngryGinger said...

I'm smaller than a midget, may I suck on your boobs?

billymac said...

is it me or does that leprechaun have vampire teeth? That would be a kick-ass movie... "leprechaun 19, this time he's a blood-sucking vampire! That craves guinness!"

Tequila Mockingbird said...

angryginger: sho nuff. but instead of milk, i'm pretty sure booze might come out

Cash said...

I maul Leprechauns. They think they're so clever with their gold. I piss on their gold.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

R.E.H. said...

Love the pictures! Sounds (and looks) as if you had a really good time.

I laughed at the pic of you and the short dude... thank God I'm not little like that, ha!

There's a guy who usually hangs out at a place I go to sometimes who is extremely short, like 4'3" at the most. He's always running around there (watch out so you don't trample him) hitting on all the chicks. Funny little dude ;)