Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The New Niggers

So, as I’m sure everyone’s noticed, we have a woman and a black man running for president. Most of America seems to accept this (at least on the surface… as of the last few decades, racists have been less outspoken, more like ninja bigots), and we seem to have progressed as a society. But what if it was a homosexual running for president? I know without a shadow of a doubt that the religious right would be up in arms, sputtering about how this isn’t what our forefathers would’ve wanted blah blah blah (and I’m sure those slave owning, wife beating sons of bitches are THRILLED about the candidates this year!!!)

It reminds me of the John Lennon song that he did with that filthy whore Yoko Ono, “
Woman is the Nigger of the World”. He did it to show how women were being treated as second class citizens, in a subservient role, of course it was banned from being played because of the N-word. Homosexuals seem to be the new “nigger.” They don’t have equal rights like marriage, and still get discriminated against in their professional and private lives. Some feel the need to lead their sexual lives in private because of this, especially politicians. Frankly, I think it would be great to have a gay president. He would make recycling mandatory, spruce up the White House, and change the presidents march to something a little more snappy, possibly with “It’s Raining Men” mixed in. A homosexual president might actually put more time and attention into finding a cure for AIDS, instead of trying to prove his manhood by blowing up other countries.

Anyway, I leave you with this poster… if you had problems figuring out who to vote for, I’m sure this fucking clears it up. For me, it was the goddamn serifs and the fact he’s fucking my girlfriend and sister (shit, I didn’t even KNOW I had a sister!!!)


How Can You not Vote For This MOFO???

24 comments:

Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Wiggers are the new niggers.

Leighann said...

Um.... I don't get it ;)

KIDDING!

Geez!

moooooog35 said...

...where's the fun in having a President who doesn't want to blow shit up?

I'm also curious why you're pushing a gay president, then choose Obama over Hillary.

Hillary is obviously a closet dyke..so you get the primping and crying bullshit PLUS the fact that she's not above kicking ass (i.e., like a butch lesbian).

Doesn't matter to me either way.

I'm voting for McCain.

Can't go wrong with male cankles.

harx said...

Hellz yeah!

We need to free the lesbians to be free with themselves in public!

They shouldn't have to hide behind closed doors when they choose to mug down and oil up each others supple breasts!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Black is the new white.

TED VELVET said...

I already voted for that muthafucka once then he goes and fucks my old lady. she ain't wanted no white meat since. shiiiiiit.

C.Rag said...

I would love a gay president.

captain corky said...

"Homosexuals seem to be the new “nigger.”

LOL! Quote of the Year.

B.E. Earl said...

I don't like that word.

Serif. ;)

FOUR DINNERS said...

With you as his PR even I'd vote for him!!!

A gay president eh? Maybe send some pink chiffon curtains to Osama. That'd finish the bitch.

billymac said...

hmmmm... i'm down with some hot lesbo action in the lincoln room... that would rock.

Baba Doodlius said...

If an atheist ran for president he/she would get fewer votes than Osama bin Laden. If you don't go to church, you won't elected dog catcher in the U.S. of A.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Baba: i hear you loud and clear. as a proud atheist, it astounds me how much discrimination there is from the religious people... many act as if you cant possibly have morals if you dont have a religion, which is borderline pants-on-head retarded. uggggh...

R.E.H. said...

So it's settled then... I'll vote OBAMA!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I think white, heterosexual males get a bad rap.

Colonel Colonel said...

In my state gay folks can legally marry each other, and despite the dire warnings we go beforehand, our entire social structure has not collapsed, and hetero marriages were not instantly rendered meaningless.

Huh. go figure.

Mike said...

Old White Men are the new niggers.

Malach the Merciless said...

You think Homos have it bad now? When I was a kid, it was in En Vongue to gay bash.

Mike said...

Speaking of morals, the religious right are boobs.

They think they have all the morals, but think about this for a minute.

They believe they will go to heaven if only they repent and believe in their god and saviour. Which means they can (and do) kill, rape, torture, beat up, steal, lie, etc. confident in the knowledge that someone already died to pay for what they are doing.

Us atheists know one thing for sure: We only know the life we have now. And do we want to spend the only thing we know we have for sure in a jail cell?

Not fucking likely.

So who is most likely to have and use morals? It ain't the religious right, thats for fucking sure.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Mike: agreed; entirely. it's sad that many religious people live not for the present, but for some fairy tale they think will happen once they die. they expend all of this energy hoping their beliefs pan out, instead of putting those efforts towards improving their current life.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Not sure if I'm an athiest, but I certainly don't buy into what a lot of the religions are teaching/living. I figure I will do what I think is the right things in my life and when I die and meet God he/she can discuss with me what I did right and wrong. I'm not going to let some other person that has no more of a direct connection to a higher power than I do tell me what is right and wrong. (stepping down from soap box).

Donovan Walker said...

This took a while to get to. FYI, Lincoln was gay.

Some thought here:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F05E5D61439F93AA35752C0A9639C8B63

Anonymous said...

Lesbians have the right to go STRAIGHT to hell and all you queer lovers will burn in hell alongside them. Dykes and their enablers are the scum of the earth.

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