The New Niggers

So, as I’m sure everyone’s noticed, we have a woman and a black man running for president. Most of America seems to accept this (at least on the surface… as of the last few decades, racists have been less outspoken, more like ninja bigots), and we seem to have progressed as a society. But what if it was a homosexual running for president? I know without a shadow of a doubt that the religious right would be up in arms, sputtering about how this isn’t what our forefathers would’ve wanted blah blah blah (and I’m sure those slave owning, wife beating sons of bitches are THRILLED about the candidates this year!!!)

It reminds me of the John Lennon song that he did with that filthy whore Yoko Ono, “Woman is the Nigger of the World”. He did it to show how women were being treated as second class citizens, in a subservient role, of course it was banned from being played because of the N-word. Homosexuals seem to be the new “nigger.” They don’t have equal rights like marriage, and still get discriminated against in their professional and private lives. Some feel the need to lead their sexual lives in private because of this, especially politicians. Frankly, I think it would be great to have a gay president. He would make recycling mandatory, spruce up the White House, and change the presidents march to something a little more snappy, possibly with “It’s Raining Men” mixed in. A homosexual president might actually put more time and attention into finding a cure for AIDS, instead of trying to prove his manhood by blowing up other countries.

Anyway, I leave you with this poster… if you had problems figuring out who to vote for, I’m sure this fucking clears it up. For me, it was the goddamn serifs and the fact he’s fucking my girlfriend and sister (shit, I didn’t even KNOW I had a sister!!!)