Tuesday, April 8, 2008

I Need More Dick

I don't feel like doing a legitimate post today, so I figure I'll plug some stuff instead.

First of all, Capt. Flak PaperPants has been doing awesome things with his webcomic,
Dick Biggman. I have never plugged anything on here, because I'm not a tool. But, this is so fanfuckingtastic, that I must let the hillarity ensue for you as well. Besides, who WOULDNT want more dick? Just the fact I am plugging it should tell you how amused I am by it.

Secondly, I want to plug the guy outside my apartment building who gave me a dirty look when I was walking across the street with my bottle of Guinness last night. And by plug, I mean cap him in the ass, Charlton-Heston-shooting-some-goddamn-ghost-apes style.


Thirdly, here is one of my awesome birthday presents I received. I look good in it, but I might possibly look better out of it. Anyway, Thanks.
Shirt of Win

And then I leave you with this bomb ass remix of two of my favorite songs. Even if you aren't a whippersnapper, you should be able to appreciate it. If you cant, well then maybe you need to crack open a can of malt liquor and chill the fuck out.

30 comments:

Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Thank you!

Dick Biggman said...

Wanna make mouth babies?

B.E. Earl said...

Weird that someone could put two songs as different as that and make it interesting.

Trent Reznor's profile scares me.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Capt: no, thanks for making an awesome web comic, and giving me the dick i need.

Dick Biggman: fuck yes i do. fill me up

Leighann said...

If there were ever two songs I wouldn't think would go together it would be those two.... somehow though, it worked.

Nothing like a Fitty/Trent sandwhich eh?

C.Rag said...

Anal rape the guy outside of the apartment. He will never walk the same again.

Malach the Merciless said...

And there is a complete Dick Biggman archive here for easy reading.

TED VELVET said...

disappointing post

harx said...

That's freaking amazing!

I guess even rap can sound half-assed decent with a little help from Trent.

FOUR DINNERS said...

Excellent comics! Ta babe.

Soz. Rap always has a c in front to me.

Mind you I wouldn't tell him to his face.....

billymac said...

pretty cool mix... i wouldn't have thought that would work...

thanks for the tip on the dick comic...

Tink said...

That may be the coolest shirt EVER. Well, almost. Hoop has one with a picture of a keg on it and it says, "If you tap it, they will come." Strangers have threatened to rip it off his body.

Mike said...

But you probably look better out of it?

That sounds to me like you're asking for a third party opinion.

I'm sure I speak for everyone else when I say we'd be happy to oblige!

Mike said...

Dick Biggman is pretty fucking funny and I do enjoy seeing it on WoW.

As for the video, you probably don't know it, but that is the only film of me ever seen by the viewing public. I am the one on the cross. Pretty good, huh?

lotus07 said...

If you had them, they probably would be bigger than mine....(and mine are DAMN BIG!!!)

captain corky said...

That shirt is perfect for you, but I agree, you would look better out of it. ;)

moooooog35 said...

I have that same shirt!

Wait...it's for women?!?

R.E.H. said...

Nice t-shirt! I sure hope you DON'T have any balls though - and in or out of that shirt, I'm sure you'll look equally fine!

AngryMan said...

If you need more dick, I'm your man. No, really, my name is Dick.

Slyde said...

I have that same t-shirt.

wait, what?

runningwildkids said...
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runningwildkids said...

You have a whitty and sassy humor to your blog! I like it. I also like the shirt, I have to get one.

Hungry Mother said...

That dude who had a problem with you and a Guinness insulted a lot of drunken Irish. As an ex-drunk Irishman, if you want a geezer to bitch slap the lad, let me know.

Em said...

Hey Tequila - great b-day present! Better than my 'I <3 Nerds' shirt for sure.

The song remix - I've heard it at the bar a number of times, great to dance to. I looove NIN, I tolerate 'fitty' (:P) but this is a pretty good mix.

Em said...

Oh, and I agree, everyone needs more Dick. ;) He reminds me of Carl from ATHF.

minijonb said...

I spoke to a customer recently who had the name "Richard Dickerson" ...seriously... if you want his number, I can hook you up.

Globus said...

this is a good post.

globus spoke to a customer yesterday who called HIM dick. weird.

Slyde said...

is it too late to take back my "dick" comment that i made yesterday? probably.

Ginormous Boobs said...

Wanna make mouth babies...I am so using that like 50 times today!

I use that tshirt slogan as my myspace headline about once a week. People need to be reminded...

here today, gone tomorrow said...

Great remix. I love that NIN song. And belated happy birthday!