First of all, Capt. Flak PaperPants has been doing awesome things with his webcomic, Dick Biggman. I have never plugged anything on here, because I'm not a tool. But, this is so fanfuckingtastic, that I must let the hillarity ensue for you as well. Besides, who WOULDNT want more dick? Just the fact I am plugging it should tell you how amused I am by it.
Secondly, I want to plug the guy outside my apartment building who gave me a dirty look when I was walking across the street with my bottle of Guinness last night. And by plug, I mean cap him in the ass, Charlton-Heston-shooting-some-goddamn-ghost-apes style.
Thirdly, here is one of my awesome birthday presents I received. I look good in it, but I might possibly look better out of it. Anyway, Thanks.
And then I leave you with this bomb ass remix of two of my favorite songs. Even if you aren't a whippersnapper, you should be able to appreciate it. If you cant, well then maybe you need to crack open a can of malt liquor and chill the fuck out.
29 comments:
Wanna make mouth babies?
Weird that someone could put two songs as different as that and make it interesting.
Trent Reznor's profile scares me.
Capt: no, thanks for making an awesome web comic, and giving me the dick i need.
Dick Biggman: fuck yes i do. fill me up
If there were ever two songs I wouldn't think would go together it would be those two.... somehow though, it worked.
Nothing like a Fitty/Trent sandwhich eh?
Anal rape the guy outside of the apartment. He will never walk the same again.
And there is a complete Dick Biggman archive here for easy reading.
disappointing post
That's freaking amazing!
I guess even rap can sound half-assed decent with a little help from Trent.
Excellent comics! Ta babe.
Soz. Rap always has a c in front to me.
Mind you I wouldn't tell him to his face.....
pretty cool mix... i wouldn't have thought that would work...
thanks for the tip on the dick comic...
That may be the coolest shirt EVER. Well, almost. Hoop has one with a picture of a keg on it and it says, "If you tap it, they will come." Strangers have threatened to rip it off his body.
But you probably look better out of it?
That sounds to me like you're asking for a third party opinion.
I'm sure I speak for everyone else when I say we'd be happy to oblige!
Dick Biggman is pretty fucking funny and I do enjoy seeing it on WoW.
As for the video, you probably don't know it, but that is the only film of me ever seen by the viewing public. I am the one on the cross. Pretty good, huh?
If you had them, they probably would be bigger than mine....(and mine are DAMN BIG!!!)
That shirt is perfect for you, but I agree, you would look better out of it. ;)
I have that same shirt!
Wait...it's for women?!?
Nice t-shirt! I sure hope you DON'T have any balls though - and in or out of that shirt, I'm sure you'll look equally fine!
If you need more dick, I'm your man. No, really, my name is Dick.
I have that same t-shirt.
wait, what?
You have a whitty and sassy humor to your blog! I like it. I also like the shirt, I have to get one.
That dude who had a problem with you and a Guinness insulted a lot of drunken Irish. As an ex-drunk Irishman, if you want a geezer to bitch slap the lad, let me know.
Hey Tequila - great b-day present! Better than my 'I <3 Nerds' shirt for sure.
The song remix - I've heard it at the bar a number of times, great to dance to. I looove NIN, I tolerate 'fitty' (:P) but this is a pretty good mix.
Oh, and I agree, everyone needs more Dick. ;) He reminds me of Carl from ATHF.
I spoke to a customer recently who had the name "Richard Dickerson" ...seriously... if you want his number, I can hook you up.
this is a good post.
globus spoke to a customer yesterday who called HIM dick. weird.
is it too late to take back my "dick" comment that i made yesterday? probably.
Wanna make mouth babies...I am so using that like 50 times today!
I use that tshirt slogan as my myspace headline about once a week. People need to be reminded...
Great remix. I love that NIN song. And belated happy birthday!
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