Once again I have sucummed to peer pressure. The blogosphere has been posting songs that they think sums them up, much like a theme song. Here's mine, no explanations are needed. Thanks to Simply Curious for coming up with this.
seriously!
About Me
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Minneapolis, MN, United States
- People either hate me or love me, there is no in between. Most people love me and find me entertaining at the very least. I can drink an exceptional amount of booze and bring legitimate good times wherever I go. Sometimes I like to say innapropriate things just to see people's reactions. I think average or "normal" is overated and that being ordinary is one of the worst disservices a person can do themselves. I crank this out, much like a redneck cooks up a loved batch of meth in the bathroom of his trailer. Enjoy... it will be just as addictive, like meth, only you get to keep your teeth!
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27 comments:
I love Garbage, first time seeing the video though.
My theme song. Not quite the pop crap you listen to, but I think you'll appreciate the theme.
You know who would love that? JAMES L. SWANSON.
Mine is "Raspberry Beret" by Prince.
But I think that's because I might be gay and not the fact that I like to wear purple French headwear.
It's a tossup, really.
James swanson is not just a writer, he is a genious and I was once told he combined forces with the hamburgler to save the McEmpire! so to you Captain Paperpants I say good day! I say good day and throw toast in your general direction! go have some tea with the queen while the rest of us are over here kickin ass!
I just got pwnt.
golden showers, happy hours, two of my fav's. good song choice. how many years till that growing up and being stable thing kicks in?
Ted: we'll see. maybe i just need a good deep dickin' to set me straight
Wonder what Atlas Cerise's theme song would be?
Here is my theme song.
I really like the song, Special by them. I've been asking people for years if they have an opinion and a mind of their own.
99.9 percent of all people I ask, don't.
This song would be better if....
A.) My computer had sound.
B.) If I didnt have capt. paperpant's soul caged in the corner whining.
C.) If Christina liked good music like Incubus, the used, or poss. some beastie boy action.
And finally most importantly....If there wasn't a snake in my boot.
good night Seattle!
Calvin (anon): a) they gave you the retarded computer because they know you a peice of shit and would just break it. b) capt paperpants will beat your ass so that you'll be in too much pain to let your roommate buttfuck you for 2 weeks after c) i do like incubus AND the used, dumb ass. and finally, i put that snake in your boot to get you back for taking the front seat of sarahs car on the way back from lunch.
My Milkshake by Kelis as covered by Richard Cheese.
I did this a while back... not even knowing it was something going around. Remember that When The Crowds Are Gone post?
Anyway... why haven't I heard that song before?
Oh "Mockingbird" maybe if you didnt talk about butt love so often someone would close their eyes and go to town on you. As for the front of the car...its alot like when you used to ride the short bus...they put you in the back to keep you safe. So Sarah and I wanted to make sure that once we got you strapped in, mouth gaurd, helmut, leg straps, and all that you could not hurt us or anyone else in the car...
Garbage? Interesting
Happy Hours! Golden Showers!! oh, Tequila! This might be MY song as well!
I love Garbage.
Have a great day, darlin'. :)
Anonymous (calvin): I only talk about butt love so much because i know it turns you on, and then you go home and give all of that love to your roommate... i do it for him really... anyway, you took the front seat because you are a greedy sonofabitch. i hope your clovers that youre growing in your cube DIE!
The garbage chick is hot. Thanks for reminding me!
I agree w/ Mike, the Garbage chick is hot... however, i hope the band name is a satirical comment on society and not a description of the smell from her crotch.
weiners!
blogs are like garbage....people look through them....but they never find anything worth while. Muh ha ha ha.
I'll sucum you...all night long.
Anonymous Calvin: fuck i'm bored too. i wish you weren't so goddamn annoying. oh, thanks for texting me while you were taking a shit in the bathroom. that was awesome. oh hey, speaking of digging through trash, how are you coming with finding your shriveled wart ridden penis?
c.rag: HOTtttt. bring it.
Shirley Manson. Hubba hubba!
Any song that mentions golden showers is a winner in my book.
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