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I’m not quite sure what to think of this product. I am interested, but yet more than mildly disgusted. I am all for alcohol exploration (new and creative frontiers of boozing!), but to me, bacon vodka sounds like it might release a person from the shame and self recrimination of morning drinking. Maybe have it with a shot of cheese rum and some greasy hash browns to soak it up? This sets a bad precedent. I enjoy drinking, but even I don’t tie one on in the morning. Granted, a person COULD drink it later, but I can only handle so much bacon. Besides, WTF would you mix it with, because not everyone drinks their vodka straight. I’m thinking cranberry and bacon vodka would probably taste vile.
Something I definitely like (despite not drinking beer) is this shirt. Although, I’m fairly sure if I wore it out, I would get some random groping from gross people, which I wouldn’t dig. Maybe I would just need to wear it to a lesbian bar and hope that most of the other people there were hot. 
And this has nothing to do with boozing (well maybe it does because alcohol might encourage it), but I was greatly amused by this poster. Thanks google trends for telling us about the trend history of ass-to-mouth vs anal fisting. How was 2006 for you?
26 comments:
Bacon flavored vodka.... my day is now complete since I've vomitted in my mouth!
anal fisting did get a lot better in 2006!! :)
Ok, let's meet. I'll wear the purple spandex if you wear that shirt (and only that shirt).
How's that grab you? Wait... that's my hand.
HAHA!
You never go ass to mouth.
Jack the pug approves. Says rrraconrrrific.
I wish someone would make a gin flavored vodka. Ever since I gave up gin and started drinking vodka instead I have thought that this would be a great idea.
It all seems very sequential. First you put away a bottle of Bacon Booze, grope up on your can while covered in the bacon grease, and then, since everyones already greasy from bacon booze, get wrist deep in some anus. Typical Tuesday shenanigans.
I think we can correlate the rise in anal fisting interest with the introduction of the bacon flavored vodka.
Maybe there is an egg vodka and hash brown vodka out there and you can just get totally shit faced at breakfast.
I wish someone would make me a pair of boxers just like that T-Shirt... that would work well ;)
The bacon flavored vodka... eeew!
I have that shirt in blue, girl. I love this shirt. It's my favorite thing to wear around my Ma just to freak her out and piss her off. works like a charm everytime.
bacon flavored vodka would make me barf my face off. damn, and i thought everything went well with bacon. i mean, shit, you wrap bacon around a damn foot and i'll gnosh on it. but in vodka, well, it just crossed the line,T-Bird!
You have a terrific Tuesday, girl!!
At first I was disgusted at the very idea of bacon-flavored vodka.
Then I thought about maybe using it for a morning Bloody Mary.
Then I made myself a Bloody Mary sans the bacon-flavored vodka...I used tequila instead which, if you want to be stickler, made it a Bloody Maria.
Which just happens to be the all-time greatest daytime drink ever created.
I could go for a BLT right about now. Huh?
BE EARL: I fucking love your logic.
I'm thinking the bacon vodka mixed with a couple raw eggs (sans Rocky) might not be a bad thing. Nothing like getting your protein and a buzz at the same time. If only Dr. Atkins was still alive to see this...
I'd only buy that bacon flavoured Vodka if it came with a pig's corkscrew penis in the bottle.
No pig penis, no deal.
Anal fisting is its own reward.
I see Malach discovered a new hobby in 2006.
Hobby, making t-shirts, sure.
I AM SORRY! Haiku to TM
Malach is Stupid
TM does not look like G
She is very hot
MALACH: maybe it is the ketel one talking (we are pre drinking before going to karaoke at old chi), but you are forgiven. dont be a dick again.
I don't think bacon flavored vodka should be mixed. If it already has a flavor, adding something would be adding insult to injury.
Rule #1:
Everything can and should be mixed for maximum enjoyment.
More of a sausage vodka girl?
I could see the bacon vodka in a spicy bloody mary but that's about it.
Excuse me while I go hurl ;)
What's next? I know:
Eggschlager.
I have to admit I did take a roadtrip from LA to Portland to visit a donut shop. And the donut I was most after...the maple bacon one.
So I'm going to have to say I'd probably go to great lengths to aquire a bottle of this here vodka.
Forget anal fisting, I'm wondering why ass-to-mouth is still languishing in obscurity.
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