Because my screen name on yahoo looks slutty, I get some random weirdos trying to cyber me up. This morning I got one that was more unusual than the rest, so I figured I would make it a game to see if I could outweird him. Hillarity did ensue. I left his real screen name in, so feel free to instant message him for a chat!
(9:16:04 AM) panty_hose95: Hi!! Care to chat...m/ct
(9:19:17 AM) ME: hmm right...i'm not a cybering person, sooooo if that's your brand of good times, you'll probably be dissapointed
(9:19:57 AM) panty_hose95: not into cyber either
(9:20:26 AM) ME: then what
(9:20:40 AM) panty_hose95: lol....pantyhose...lol
(9:20:47 AM) ME: wtf.. what about it?
(9:20:53 AM) ME: got some weird fetish?
(9:21:10 AM) panty_hose95: lol..yea..long time fetish I guess
(9:21:26 AM) ME: fun, so do tell, what do you do with this fetish?
(9:23:12 AM) panty_hose95: Check out pics of ppl in hosiery...chat with em...wear em at times...lol
(9:24:55 AM) ME: and youre a dude, right? do you wear any other lady clothes?
(9:25:35 AM) panty_hose95: yea...heels and panties at times too...lol
(9:26:11 AM) ME: do you have a wife that plays along?
(9:26:34 AM) panty_hose95: no...g/f..doesn't like it
(9:26:44 AM) ME: hahahahah, i imagine not
(9:26:57 AM) ME: does she get pissed if you steal her panty hose and put a runner in them? id be pissed
(9:27:11 AM) panty_hose95: lol...no...I have my own
(9:27:46 AM) ME: well that's respectful of you; disrespetful sexual deviants suck!
(9:30:42 AM) ME: so do you like women to jack you off with pantyhose feet?
(9:31:06 AM) panty_hose95: mmmm...yea that would be great!
(9:31:17 AM) ME: what if they have snaggly toenails? or their feet smell rancid
(9:31:45 AM) panty_hose95: lol....no then!
(9:32:05 AM) ME: hmm, probably a good call, chief! so do you ever have them toe fuck you in teh ass?
(9:32:44 AM) panty_hose95: no
(9:32:50 AM) ME: hmm, maybe you might like it; you seem to be openminded... and if they were wearing pantyhose......
(9:33:29 AM) panty_hose95: maybe....would love a pair of your panties to enjoy ttho!
(9:33:42 AM) ME: i bet. hey, i know what youd like even more..
(9:34:03 AM) panty_hose95: what?
(9:35:10 AM) ME: someone with panty hose on their head coming up behind you and taking you by force; youd get a reach around, but i'm pretty sure there woudl be some anal penetration
(9:35:34 AM) panty_hose95: lol
(9:35:40 AM) ME: so, that's a yes?
(9:36:03 AM) panty_hose95: maybe
(9:36:11 AM) ME: interesting; what if someone was jacking you off with their foot and htey had athletes foot?
(9:36:48 AM) panty_hose95: no
(9:38:11 AM) ME: why not? sometiems it can be stealth. you dont notice it until the skin starts yellowing and peeling and itching.. it would probably suck if that happened to your penis
(9:38:27 AM) panty_hose95: lol
(9:39:08 AM) ME: is it hard to fit your balls into a thong?
(9:39:44 AM) panty_hose95: yea..at times
(9:40:04 AM) ME: k. do your shave your nuts? id think the hair poking through would snag the pantyhose
(9:40:30 AM) panty_hose95: lol...no
(9:40:58 AM) ME: how do you feel about donkey punches?
(9:41:26 AM) panty_hose95: what?
(9:41:35 AM) ME: you know, donkey punches. like if i was fucking you in the ass with a strap on and punched you in the face as you were about to cum
(9:41:58 AM) panty_hose95: no
(9:42:11 AM) ME: like a definite NO or like if i got you drunk enough youd be game for it
(9:42:45 AM) panty_hose95: no good
(9:43:01 AM) ME: how do you know until youve tried it. you might be surprised... a punch in the face when your cumming hard might be just what you need. i mean, you could wear your panty hose while i did it
(9:45:15 AM) ME: i'm taking your lack of answering for quiet contemplation of the hotness of that
seriously!
About Me
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Minneapolis, MN, United States
- People either hate me or love me, there is no in between. Most people love me and find me entertaining at the very least. I can drink an exceptional amount of booze and bring legitimate good times wherever I go. Sometimes I like to say innapropriate things just to see people's reactions. I think average or "normal" is overated and that being ordinary is one of the worst disservices a person can do themselves. I crank this out, much like a redneck cooks up a loved batch of meth in the bathroom of his trailer. Enjoy... it will be just as addictive, like meth, only you get to keep your teeth!
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25 comments:
He doesn't like donkey punches? What a fag.
So that's why AngryMan has a lot of panty hose.
when Al Gore invented the Internet I doubt he could have conceived of the unlimited educational value or could have dreamed of just how much important knowledge would be exchanged between disparate peoples across physical and cultural boundaries, eradicating ignorance and expanding the quality of life for all of us. God bless you and pantyhose man.
What about the Bismarck? Does he like the Bismarck?
By the way...I had no idea that was you.
My mom has a similar IM name and I mixed you two up.
Sincerely,
panty_hose95
Panty Hose?? What a weirdo!! Now if you were talking about jacking off with hand puppets while dressed as the statue of liberty, now that's another story :)
I got off on that. Thanks.
Have I told you how fucking brilliant you are lately?
No?
Well you are.
Hey that is Captain Flak Paperpants IM name!
I once chatted with a dickwad that wore diapers and drank from a baby bottle. He sent me pics and everyting.
Damn, if only I'd have thought to save the conversation!
WRONG. I am panty_hose69!
Excellent. I'm going to load yahoo and see if I can out weird YOU!
My blog was started to out these kind of creeps. In fact, my first week of blog posts was all about effing with them.
It's so much fun.
I swear... I'm not panty_hose95...
Mike: bring it.
i think that the pantyhose man may have offed himself after that im session when you helped him realize what a tool he is.
Billy: no shit. he was a tool. i cant believe he tapped out so early though. i figured id need to get into the cleaveland steamers before he realized what a dbag he was.
LMAO....I meam girl, that's the funniest shit I've heard in AGES!
My favorite: disrespetful sexual deviants suck! Don't they though?
Haha... you crack me up! Never heard the term donkey punches before... don't think I'd want to experience it either... weirdo's!
Funny! ;)
I'm pretty sure that is Slyde's Yahoo handle.
If it's not, then I think I see a match made in heaven!
hahaha ... that is hilarious and made me very uncomfortable at the same time. ;-)
That is the last time I chat with you on-line.....panty_hose95
Hmmm, why pantyhose vs stockings? Can you get him back and ask him that? Actually, let me write up a bunch of questions...I am intrigued (and need to get out more apparently).
lol
You are one twisted broad! (IN a good way) That was too funny!! You rock.
I think I ma going to try to see how many time I can use the term Donkey Punch tomorrow at work.
You are the nicest person I have never met.
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