Just because it is the holiday season does not make it okay for people to beg for money, like a skell in a bar, offering sexual favors for a few dollars. You can wear a Santa hat and force some cheer, but this does not make me any more apt to part with my loose change. The Salvation Army, even without perpetrating douchebaggery under the guise of Christmas spirit and goodwill, is one of the WORST charities. They have been involved in children’s sex scandals (I’m funny like that, I don’t want to give money to pedophiles).
I would like to thank Target for banning these harbingers of Douchemas from ringing bells outside their store. Granted, they only did it because they did not want to be connected to scandalous organizations, but even so, it is nice to be able to go there and not be assaulted by bell ringing sons of bitches.
To lighten the mood, I would like to share the 2nd drink of my “12 Drinks of Giftmas.”
The Candy Cane
- 3/4 oz of Creme de Cacao
- 3/4 oz of Schnapps, peppermint
- 1/4 oz of Grenadine
Fill a highball glass with grenadine and liquers. Stir, fill with cream, and top off with 7-up. Garnish with a candy cane.