While on our sweater finding mission, we went into a couple of stores, and because we were on a lunch-hour timed mission, we had to be quick. So Calvin Crustitron, with his usual grace and finesse asked the employees where they kept their tacky holiday sweaters. Instantly, they lead us to the correct departments. I ended up with a vest that had cats wearing santa hats in stockings. I pimped that shit out, after all, it had a furred collar and bells!!! Calvin opted for a sexy, though homosexual, beaded-pearled-sequined snowman sweater (yes, it was a woman’s sweater). They didn’t use this picture of us, but here we are in all of our glory.
For some holiday cheer, go see this while it's still up. To get even more holiday cheer, try this:
Santa's Little Helper
- 1 1/2 oz Apple Schnapps
- 1 1/2 oz of Butterscotch Schnapps
- 1 1/2 oz Goldshlager
- 5 oz apple juice