You’re reading this, so obviously you spend some time on the interwebs. Lately, I’ve noticed that some people seem to be taking it entirely too seriously. They are becoming upset because they feel snubbed or disrespected. I have some news for everyone: IT IS THE FUCKING INTERNET! This is the place where people can anonymously be the assholes that they tone down in real life. Sometimes they won’t even have a good reason to be a dick, but because of whatever random reason they are. Malach's Youtube battle, (where a stupid broad with too much time on her hands gets riled up over something insignificant) is a prime example, and there are certainly other's.
Hell, look at this guy, he screwed someone over about some shoes, and he got owned in the worst way. To summarize, they posted a craigslist ad for 'all night dicksucking' (complete with real phone/address), ordered 60 dollars worth of pizza to be delivered, filled out information for army recruiters to visit because he’s “highly interested in joining the army” (but his parents needed convincing), sent a satellite picture of where he lives to the INS people (also saying they have seen him selling pot to children under the age of 9) and my personal favorite: made FBI most wanted posters saying he was a sexual predator and child pornographer. Now THAT is an electronic snipe!
When our internet lives eclipse our “real” lives, that’s where problems arise. Hell, I’m even guilty of spending too much time on the intraweb, and when I couldn’t have full access to it while in Wisc, I was jonesing like a crack whore in rehab. Granted, Wisconsin is a mostly miserable place even WITH the internets, but no one should let any one thing be that important. Unless it is porn.