Monday, September 24, 2007

Wisdom, Wesley Snipes Style...

Jonathan was an awesome shit and showed me the error of my ways when he passed this golden nugget along to me. My favorite Wesley Snipes piece of wisdom is "you can put a cat in the oven, but that don't make it a biscuit". So very true. It's similar to the saying "you can't turn a whore into a housewife", but with more eloquence. A cat will still be a cat, whether it is burning to death in an oven, or sitting on the window sill.

I will apply this to the Bush family; you can stick them in the governors mansion or the white house, but they are still the same fumbling idiot Texans. They are such lower life forms, that they are resisting evolution, and becoming increasingly worse.

But, "some motherfuckers are just always trying to skate uphill"; isn't THAT the truth. No matter how many scandals, coke binges, DUI's, rampant incompetance is brought to life, this family continues to run for office. I say, let's elect Wesley Goddamn Snipes as our next president. Not only could he whip some serious ass as a candidate (both literally and figuratively), but i think once he got into office, he could shake the cabinet and congress up enough to make a difference. Vote Snipes 2008!

15 comments:

C.Rag said...

President Snipes would also not make us pay taxes.

Malach the Merciless said...

And he is a really black, blackman, take that Obama

Tequila Mockingbird said...

C.rag: president snipes would not make us pay taxes BUT if we were stepping out of line, he would level some hard motherfuckin' beat downs upon us.

Malach: yes he is.. darker than night. i think he might almost be blue.

Pope Benedict XVI said...

Blacks should be slaves so says Leviticus

Phoebe Fay said...

Brilliant. And seeing as how much of Washington is made up of some sort of demonic vampire race (Cheney!), that whole Blade experience could come in handy.

C.Rag said...

Popey, I thought that was little boys according to the NAMBLA BIBLE.

Bruce, a work in progress said...

As long as he doesn't have that weird-assed blonde hair that he had in that Stallone sci-fi movie. That was just wrong.
Please don't take this the wrong way. I'm not at all suggesting we have yet another Bush in the White House (not by ANY stretch of a drug hazed imagination). But if we HAD to have one of the Bush boys it should've been the one from Florida. I lived down there for 15 years. He's the one with a brain. He's bilingual. The one in Washington can't even speak English. Just sayin'.

Malach the Merciless said...

For your blogroll, my blog, not being blogger is hard to find, the address is:

http://www.rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/

If you want to put it up.

AngryMan said...

Malach:
What a fucking tool you are! You are a shameless self-promoter.

Tequila:
I will put the petition drive together provided that we just call him President Goddamn.

Jon said...

"Always bet on black" is my favorite just because of the awkward timing of the delivery and ridiculous zoom-in. Shit, I recently bought the DVD just for that scene.

However, when I went to Vegas that betting strategy didn't exactly pan out. But if I bring that quote on topic then I guess I'll have to vote for Obama. Done and done.

BTW, thanks for the link love.

Pablothehat said...

Vampires?
I got it from David Icke that they were lizards, or maybe that was vampire lizards?

Could to a Vampire Lizards v Zombie Snakes on a Air Force One Plane thing?

Sorry, just got up.

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