Monday, October 29, 2007

Halloween Party 2007

Like most people, this weekend offered a Halloween party, which I took advantage of to dress as a pirate. I was almost a border patrol person (I thought it would be hilarious to go around the party asking people for their green cards), but I opted against it. Yes, I understand a bunch of people were pirates this year, and me dressing like one is unimaginative and bordering on being a tool, but I made a fanfuckingtastic pirate. I was so convincing, when I walked into the gas station before the party, the yokel working there asked me “Are ya dressed up for a partay?” me, being the asshole I am, responded: “No, I always dress like a pirate.” When you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.

I am proud to say I assisted in the creation of a special jello shot that was the first to disappear. Blue jello, light rum, a little Hawaiian punch, and some blue Curacao. The people’s party I went to was thrown by some home brewers, so there was tasty hard cinnamon apple cider and shiraz, which I made sure to fully incorporate into my evening. A few hours into the evening, I was at the stage where I needed to lean against something, as I was not as balanced, and not because of the knee high platform boots.

Highlights included, but were not limited to: the amazon woman of great heights in the cat suit that was super hot for an older woman, me fighting with my costume top all evening and eventually giving up, karoke sang by people who took it seriously, the slideshow of past year’s Halloween parties they hosted and the discovery of a picture of me and another girl pretending to lick the nipple of a guy dressed like a member of KISS (hmm, somehow I don’t remember that happening…), and my dear friend in a suit that inflated him to be an obese ballet dancer. You know it’s a good night when you wake up covered in gold glitter and reeking of multiple kinds of alcohol.

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24 comments:

Arthur Fonzarelli said...

Yea, I'm No. 1 today. Was it Gene Simmons or Paul Stanley?

Next year I'm going to be Eric Carr, whenever anybody dresses as a member of Kiss, it is never Eric Carr.

I wish I had a picture of me and Buckethead from my party on Saturday night.

TED VELVET said...

Mmmmm, blurry drunken pirate hooker.

Just Sayin' said...

So wait... Are we saying that it's not acceptable to dress like a pirate the other 364 days of the year???

Cuz if that's the case well... Two things.

1. It's not my witty charm that causes women to giggle with glee when I enter a room...

and

B. I need a new wardrobe...

Hungry Mother said...

If the actor Bob Mitchum didn't supposedly do it first, I would like to pour some catsup on my naked body and go as a hamburger.

Mike said...

I don't dress up for Halloween anymore. I don't have to. I have reached the age where I am a walking Halloween costume.

Sounds like you had fun.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Fonz: honestly, i do not remember. and yeah, you should've gotten a pic, especially in that great costume (lance Arrrrrrrrmstrong) that was my idea.

Ted: uhhh not a hooker. you can still look like a slutty pirate without being a hooker. well, maybe you can't...

JustSayin: it should be acceptable to always dress like a pirate.

Hungry: that sounds hot. i think you should do it anyway, and take plenty of pics!

Mike: aye, i did have fun. it was a festive occasion. although, i still think you should dress up.

TED VELVET said...

"Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of brass monkey..." nothing wrong with being a pirate hooker, Maybe James lipton will give you a call.

Phoebe Fay said...

Sounds like a fun party. My Halloween costume this year will be "boring old person who never leaves her house."

C.Rag said...

Mike's costume is his piss stain sweat pants.

Everyone loved my Lindsay Lohan... short dress, cleanly shaven beaver, & I crashed my car into the barn where the party was.

Good Times!

DNR said...

Nice hot looking pirate pic... can’t wait to see the non-blurry version. You can e-mail them...

Love that “No, I always dress like a pirate.” A pirate after my own heart!!

Malach the Merciless said...

I can tell, you want to do a Pirate. Dirty Pirate Hooker.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Blurry or not you look super sexy!

So, why didn't you tell about the part where your nipple was sucked?

here today, gone tomorrow said...

You look hot, even blurry.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Yes, TequiMo looks hot as a pirate slut even in a blurred POS image. To post such a sorry shot is way below your level of blogging however, so you really should, as quickly as possible post the nonblurred versions. . . the ones that were taken AFTER you gave up on controlling the top.

I'm dressing up as a farmer this year. . . I think I'll ask Ms. Fay to be my date.

Baba Doodlius said...

Mmmm... pirate with bewbs.

Beach Bum said...

Shiver my timbers, you are hot. I do want the better pictures when you get them.

jedimacfan said...

Goddammit, let's go fuck right now. You can ride the plank!

moooooog35 said...

My son's gymnastics teacher dressed the same way for his class on Saturday.

The guy next to me looked over and said, "Should it feel this wrong to want to be in my son's class right now?"

No sir...no it shouldn't.

Sara Sue said...

Damn fine costume, boobalicious one!

Sara Sue said...

Now THERE's a party about to happen!

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Ahoy there. Prepare to be boarded. You make a fine pirate indeed. I've been away a few days but that was a fine welcome back. If you had been in town you would've been most welcome at my party.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Ted: like i said when you posted that, i think he would make a shitty pimp.

Pheobe: you should at least put on bunny ears or something. at least PRETEND to be festive when kids come to the door.

C.rag: my email address is listed on here if you would like to share any pictures of that.

DNR: thanks!

Sag: arent you a farmer EVERY day of the year?

Baba: indeed

Beach: they have arrived.

Jedi: thanks for the offer.

Moog: agreed.

Sara: i'll make the offer again, come party with me anytime!

Bruce: only the best "welcome back" blog for you!

Colonel Colonel said...

Oh my, oh my... new picture... SHIVER MY TIMBER!!!

um, uh...

SHIVER MY TIMBERSSSSS!!!!!

yes'm, that's it, timberSSSS!!!

uh, yeah. UM, NICE TIMBER, with BOOTS...

oh, yeah....

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Wow. TequiMo is my favorite hottie blogger.
My timber shivers. . . the hair, the eyes, the look of intense intellect, the complexion and those. . . . legs.
More please.

Oh, and yes,I'm a farmer every day. Aren't costumes supposed to look authentic? Maybe I'll put a little extra cow shit on my boots for Holloweenie.