Despite doing something that was very similar, I will still answer an A-Z about me, since Nellioness tagged me (but only because she posts a myriad of naked girls on her blog, so be sure to check her out).
Absolut Vodka; it always makes my night Absolutely fanfuckingtastic.
Boonesfarm; the Colt 45 of wine... it's reaaal classy!
Carlton Meowpants; my cat that I left in Fla with my Aunt.
Douchebaggery; I encounter this many places: at work, the bar, while driving etc...
Eggs; I prefer them over-easy.
Freckles; I have a whole metric ass ton of them.
Gansta' Rap; gets me to a zen-like state at work, and allows me to ignore the banal chatter of my cowokers.
Hanjob Pink; my favorite color of nail polish.
Irish; it makes up the entirety of my ethnicity.
Jansen, Famke; she is delicious and hot, and if it were possible, I would bear her children (full-term too, no 2nd trimester abortions for OUR fetus!)
Kool-aide: always a great mixer when you are on a budget.
Liquor Lyles; it's a hardcore bar, that has FREEEEEEE fried chicken for happy hour, and like any true southerner, I can appreciate fried food.
Midgets; One of my life goals is to wrestle one in lime jello. I came close one night.
Ninja Pirate; seriously, it's my occupation.
Orange Groves; I spent a lot of time in my family's while growing up.
Penis; if I had one, it would be freakin' ginormous.
Queens; they really love my boobs and hair; and enjoy petting both.
Red Bull; it tastes great mixed with mandarin vodka, and is my drink of choice usually.
Shnapps; I've never met a flavor I didn't like.
Tom Selleck; after starting to watch reruns of Magnum PI, I really appreciate the power of his 'stache, and believe it is one of the reasons he kicks so much ass.
Uptown Minneapolis; I live here and do most of my partying here.
Vodka; it's what usually fills my flask.
Wookie; I really want a pet wookie.
Xanex; need I even say anymore?
Yoga; it keeps me from being a fat ass.
Zeitgeist; The title of Smashing Pumpkin's new CD. I honestly have a raging hard on for it.
I'm supposed to tag other people, but that seems like a lot of work, and I know the majority of the people in our little blogosphere have already done something similar not too long ago.