A-Z Facts About Me

Despite doing something that was very similar, I will still answer an A-Z about me, since Nellioness tagged me (but only because she posts a myriad of naked girls on her blog, so be sure to check her out).

Absolut Vodka; it always makes my night Absolutely fanfuckingtastic.

Boonesfarm; the Colt 45 of wine... it's reaaal classy!

Carlton Meowpants; my cat that I left in Fla with my Aunt.

Douchebaggery; I encounter this many places: at work, the bar, while driving etc...

Eggs; I prefer them over-easy.

Freckles; I have a whole metric ass ton of them.

Gansta' Rap; gets me to a zen-like state at work, and allows me to ignore the banal chatter of my cowokers.

Hanjob Pink; my favorite color of nail polish.

Irish; it makes up the entirety of my ethnicity.

Jansen, Famke; she is delicious and hot, and if it were possible, I would bear her children (full-term too, no 2nd trimester abortions for OUR fetus!)

Kool-aide: always a great mixer when you are on a budget.

Liquor Lyles; it's a hardcore bar, that has FREEEEEEE fried chicken for happy hour, and like any true southerner, I can appreciate fried food.

Midgets; One of my life goals is to wrestle one in lime jello. I came close one night.

Ninja Pirate; seriously, it's my occupation.

Orange Groves; I spent a lot of time in my family's while growing up.

Penis; if I had one, it would be freakin' ginormous.

Queens; they really love my boobs and hair; and enjoy petting both.

Red Bull; it tastes great mixed with mandarin vodka, and is my drink of choice usually.

Shnapps; I've never met a flavor I didn't like.

Tom Selleck; after starting to watch reruns of Magnum PI, I really appreciate the power of his 'stache, and believe it is one of the reasons he kicks so much ass.

Uptown Minneapolis; I live here and do most of my partying here.

Vodka; it's what usually fills my flask.

Wookie; I really want a pet wookie.

Xanex; need I even say anymore?

Yoga; it keeps me from being a fat ass.

Zeitgeist; The title of Smashing Pumpkin's new CD. I honestly have a raging hard on for it.

I'm supposed to tag other people, but that seems like a lot of work, and I know the majority of the people in our little blogosphere have already done something similar not too long ago.